You do right by me, and I guarantee I'll do right by you. But please, please don't turn me into a nun. I'm not that kind of girl. I've got a reputation. Around town I'm known as microwave Jane because they say I heat up faster than any micro. And when the fire chief visited, he wrote up a new code, and made me wear a smoke alarm between my thighs. And then the Coast Guard, he said that I was creating tsunamis in my waterbed. And then the Pope visited, said I was the only person on earth that had been on my knees more times than he had. Now the president's filed a restraining order claiming I have a romantic interest in the Washington Monument. Oh, you men can be so vicious. Look at me! Just look at me! Do I look like that type of girl?
—from Plumbers Don't Wear Ties, a game by Kirin Entertainment
Active since December 11, 2017.
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 1553. | Jovany (18jcervantes) | 81.85 | 96% | 2018-02-12 |
| 1554. | Andrewb (andrewbb) | 81.82 | 98% | 2019-03-12 |
| 1555. | Jan (smilingjan) | 81.81 | 98% | 2019-09-15 |
| 1556. | Dante (_trying) | 81.78 | 96% | 2020-07-31 |
| 1557. | Jack (iviagicjack) | 81.73 | 97% | 2019-11-23 |
| 1558. | 1step (narcindin) | 81.67 | 97% | 2018-07-02 |
| 1559. | Belle (bellewhip) | 81.64 | 98% | 2019-05-17 |
| 1560. | Max (xiinq) | 81.62 | 99% | 2019-10-08 |
| 1561. | Simon (szheng17) | 81.61 | 96% | 2020-07-22 |
| 1562. | midnight (aw01) | 81.61 | 98% | 2020-10-02 |
| 1563. | Sonia (snusnu92) | 81.58 | 97% | 2019-06-06 |
| 1564. | uwos (artuist) | 81.56 | 97% | 2018-09-19 |
| 1565. | GMK Handarbeit (rp1324) | 81.54 | 97% | 2018-12-25 |
| 1566. | Kobert (littlekuri) | 81.51 | 96% | 2019-01-28 |
| 1567. | Josiah (jojobaphobe) | 81.51 | 98% | 2019-02-13 |
| 1568. | Lakshay (shaybas) | 81.48 | 97% | 2020-08-18 |
| 1569. | James (squigglejoe) | 81.42 | 98% | 2019-02-02 |
| 1570. | 18K.ca (hunterwoodchase) | 81.36 | 97% | 2019-10-30 |
| 1571. | T^T (asylumchess) | 81.36 | 96% | 2018-06-30 |
| 1572. | Sweet Wort (sweetwort) | 81.35 | 98% | 2020-10-05 |
| 1573. | Ali (afregistry) | 81.35 | 98% | 2020-11-12 |
| 1574. | Cam🌧️ (ididitforkeegant) | 81.34 | 98% | 2020-05-19 |
| 1575. | Gerb (gerbieve) | 81.33 | 97% | 2019-07-10 |
| 1576. | Alex (quotient__) | 81.32 | 95% | 2020-09-30 |
| 1577. | Evan (chubbehmouse) | 81.30 | 97% | 2018-02-18 |
| 1578. | beFriend💚 (s1l3n7) | 81.28 | 96% | 2020-07-13 |
| 1579. | Frederik (fedrico) | 81.27 | 97% | 2019-08-06 |
| 1580. | Animehoshi.com (joshuafly) | 81.22 | 99% | 2018-07-01 |
| 1581. | moneycyrus (moneycyrus) | 81.20 | 96% | 2019-04-24 |
| 1582. | Jubayer (jr_nirjhor) | 81.19 | 97% | 2020-07-17 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 4,032 | 97.79 | December 11, 2017 |
| New English Texts | 3 | 109.26 | November 22, 2017 |
| ᗜ Stenography | 2 | 83.84 | March 12, 2021 |
| Video Games | 2 | 92.69 | November 23, 2020 |
| Instant Death Mode | 2 | 131.95 | November 14, 2020 |