And I said, I don't care if they lay me off either, because I told Bill that if they move my desk one more time, then I'm quitting, I'm going to quit. They've moved my desk four times already this year, and I used to be over by the window, and I could see the squirrels, and they were married, but then, they switched from the Swingline to the Boston stapler, but I kept my Swingline stapler.
—from Office Space, a movie by Mike Judge
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 34911. | Surendra (5ur3ndr4) | 53.46 | 97% | 2018-11-27 |
| 34912. | tstats[rover_rk] (rover_rk) | 53.46 | 96% | 2022-08-17 |
| 34913. | Finley (satcat94) | 53.46 | 94% | 2021-01-08 |
| 34914. | Teun (typingthunder) | 53.46 | 95% | 2022-02-09 |
| 34915. | Asif (arshadasif0312) | 53.46 | 90% | 2013-02-09 |
| 34916. | The (g4mercad) | 53.46 | 94% | 2014-12-26 |
| 34917. | baited nonquit (qwertylion) | 53.46 | 88% | 2016-07-22 |
| 34918. | fimi (fimi) | 53.46 | 96% | 2016-03-22 |
| 34919. | BambooJoe (chuyo13) | 53.46 | 96% | 2019-02-02 |
| 34920. | Vuong (alamin) | 53.46 | — | 2010-09-01 |
| 34921. | Daniel (eagleiv) | 53.45 | 93% | 2016-12-01 |
| 34922. | A (akane49) | 53.45 | 97% | 2022-11-23 |
| 34923. | Simon (zireox) | 53.45 | 88% | 2014-03-24 |
| 34924. | Thuy Linh (duckling9999) | 53.45 | 96% | 2012-05-15 |
| 34925. | Pete (pete) | 53.45 | — | 2008-10-01 |
| 34926. | Andreas (andrex16) | 53.45 | — | 2010-06-10 |
| 34927. | Josh (awieeeet) | 53.44 | 97% | 2023-02-06 |
| 34928. | SquickerZ (squickerz) | 53.44 | 97% | 2023-04-20 |
| 34929. | rebira (rebira) | 53.44 | 96% | 2019-05-20 |
| 34930. | basically (basically) | 53.44 | 86% | 2012-12-22 |
| 34931. | TOAN (duc966) | 53.43 | 95% | 2021-07-27 |
| 34932. | Carlos (carloshpf) | 53.43 | — | 2009-01-15 |
| 34933. | sqbaee (sqbaee) | 53.43 | 96% | 2022-07-16 |
| 34934. | razvan (razvanel) | 53.43 | — | 2010-03-16 |
| 34935. | akbar (akbar_896) | 53.43 | — | 2009-04-17 |
| 34936. | acrida (acridxd) | 53.42 | 95.4% | 2021-02-23 |
| 34937. | sapnu (ju_chill_st) | 53.42 | 97% | 2020-12-15 |
| 34938. | kkcs (kkcs) | 53.42 | 92% | 2017-04-26 |
| 34939. | Arjun Kadivar (arjunkadivar) | 53.41 | 95% | 2022-10-06 |
| 34940. | xakep (xakep8) | 53.41 | 96% | 2023-03-24 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 119,690 | 84.32 | July 27, 2008 |
| Long Texts | 366 | 64.73 | January 3, 2017 |
| Instant Death Mode | 134 | 85.25 | March 29, 2010 |
| Riverside Middle School | 12 | 56.62 | February 9, 2011 |
| TypeRacer Classic | 2 | 98.97 | November 13, 2022 |