I was crying pointlessly on the kitchen floor. As was common practice during bouts of floor-crying, I was staring straight ahead at nothing in particular and feeling sort of weird about myself. Then, through the film of tears and nothingness, I spotted a tiny shriveled piece of corn under the refrigerator. I don't claim to know why this happened, but when I saw the piece of corn, something snapped inside me, and then that thing twisted through a few permutations of logic that I don't understand, and produced the most confusing bout of uncontrollable, debilitating laughter that I have ever experienced.
—from Hyperbole and a half, a book by Alexandra Brosh
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 3048. | Ravi (ravioliolioli) | 69.40 | 97.3% | 2024-11-28 |
| 3049. | Jamie (jamietyper90) | 69.39 | 96.1% | 2024-11-13 |
| 3050. | Brainy (brainyknight) | 69.37 | 96.3% | 2023-10-09 |
| 3051. | The Winner (randomdude925) | 69.35 | 96% | 2023-09-13 |
| 3052. | Jack (jacques_9908) | 69.29 | 98% | 2023-06-20 |
| 3053. | hamny (hamny) | 69.26 | 94.2% | 2024-05-09 |
| 3054. | Kayla (khvuyen) | 69.21 | 97% | 2024-02-24 |
| 3055. | AbhiyanS (abhiyans) | 69.18 | 97.7% | 2024-04-12 |
| 3056. | bjsjbck (bjscbck) | 69.13 | 93% | 2024-05-14 |
| 3057. | Ayvar (ayvar) | 69.07 | 96% | 2023-08-17 |
| 3058. | phoenix drago (phoenixdrago) | 69.01 | 96% | 2024-08-17 |
| 3059. | Honcho (head_honcho) | 69.00 | 96% | 2024-10-15 |
| 3060. | poopee (shrek_sy) | 68.96 | 97% | 2023-07-26 |
| 3061. | Alex (avw1793) | 68.96 | 93.4% | 2023-09-25 |
| 3062. | qjari (kjari) | 68.95 | 97.2% | 2023-12-12 |
| 3063. | Vlad (zeev7) | 68.93 | 97.6% | 2025-02-03 |
| 3064. | Squeegee (squeegee_joe) | 68.74 | 95% | 2024-03-15 |
| 3065. | karty (karty) | 68.73 | 97% | 2023-05-08 |
| 3066. | Princetoony Azim (princeazim) | 68.71 | 98% | 2023-09-15 |
| 3067. | Krimmson (wrk4thjkr) | 68.71 | 95% | 2023-06-15 |
| 3068. | boiax (boiax) | 68.70 | 95% | 2023-05-03 |
| 3069. | sammy (sammyismuff) | 68.69 | 95% | 2023-08-16 |
| 3070. | Jez (jezmann) | 68.65 | 97% | 2025-06-05 |
| 3071. | The White House (thewhiteho... | 68.58 | 96.7% | 2023-09-09 |
| 3072. | Elgamal (elgamal) | 68.54 | 97% | 2023-04-24 |
| 3073. | Joey (jofiss) | 68.53 | 96.8% | 2025-01-25 |
| 3074. | "I'm a scatman" (bexarcocky) | 68.53 | 95.3% | 2024-09-11 |
| 3075. | dhan michael (astaroth04) | 68.52 | 96.6% | 2024-05-04 |
| 3076. | Amaranath (amaranathfodcgisl) | 68.47 | 97.6% | 2024-01-21 |
| 3077. | Dagger (daggerbxii) | 68.38 | 94.5% | 2024-03-18 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 4,268 | 96.84 | April 12, 2023 |