The wine list looks so imposing that you finally give up laboring over it. You hand it back to the server and say (either a bit sheepishly, because you're acknowledging that you can't handle the list, or with defiant bravado, signifying that you're not going to waste your time on this nonsense), "I'll just have a glass of white wine." Smart move or big mistake? We'd say, "Mistake."
—from Wine for Dummies, a book by Ed McCarthy
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 11261. | Spencer (poipoe) | 86.95 | 97% | 2017-02-21 |
| 11262. | vigenere (vigenere36) | 86.94 | 93% | 2014-01-20 |
| 11263. | Amri Reza (amzadin14) | 86.94 | 97% | 2025-10-05 |
| 11264. | Naman (naman1601) | 86.94 | 96% | 2021-12-24 |
| 11265. | Ethan (ilovemathematics314) | 86.94 | 93% | 2013-03-06 |
| 11266. | Ramses (boinkey) | 86.94 | 96.9% | 2025-01-09 |
| 11267. | gleeble (gleeble) | 86.94 | 96.9% | 2024-03-01 |
| 11268. | nike (nikewrayy) | 86.94 | 97% | 2023-05-31 |
| 11269. | Martin (watchieboy) | 86.94 | 97% | 2022-08-06 |
| 11270. | Reigen (freebies25) | 86.94 | 97% | 2023-01-19 |
| 11271. | Vinay (mad_max1993) | 86.94 | 96% | 2016-03-30 |
| 11272. | lordvj (lordvj) | 86.94 | 93% | 2012-03-23 |
| 11273. | Masters of King of the Hill... | 86.94 | 99% | 2011-06-29 |
| 11274. | TheLegend27 (jethro2003) | 86.93 | 98% | 2021-10-20 |
| 11275. | kodzy (kodzy) | 86.93 | 96% | 2021-02-04 |
| 11276. | Corey (genie336) | 86.93 | 97.5% | 2023-12-08 |
| 11277. | Craig Collins (craigcollins) | 86.92 | 98% | 2025-02-18 |
| 11278. | Heisenberg (heisenberg11119) | 86.92 | 97% | 2025-05-24 |
| 11279. | mekkitymek (mekkitymek) | 86.92 | 97% | 2024-03-08 |
| 11280. | God (jpaul100) | 86.92 | 98% | 2022-07-07 |
| 11281. | Leon (squarerootbagels) | 86.92 | 96% | 2015-12-08 |
| 11282. | Andrea (andrea16z) | 86.92 | 95% | 2011-07-06 |
| 11283. | Typing? (speedtyperthegr8) | 86.91 | 97% | 2025-01-27 |
| 11284. | earlygrey (earlygrey) | 86.91 | 96.7% | 2024-05-18 |
| 11285. | OtanCZ (otancz) | 86.91 | 95% | 2025-12-03 |
| 11286. | z (zeebeee) | 86.91 | 97% | 2024-09-02 |
| 11287. | Warren (rabbitwarren) | 86.91 | 97% | 2025-07-26 |
| 11288. | miso soup (z0uppa) | 86.91 | 98% | 2024-03-01 |
| 11289. | me (mstll) | 86.91 | 98% | 2021-12-16 |
| 11290. | Charles (bigboyrick) | 86.91 | 98% | 2023-03-09 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 98,572 | 77.04 | May 8, 2010 |
| Instant Death Mode | 50 | 80.61 | July 5, 2010 |
| ##typeracer | 6 | 67.76 | December 15, 2020 |
| Riverside Middle School | 1 | 50.01 | May 6, 2011 |