The only message I got was from the company that holds my student loan, Sallie Mae. Sallie Mae sounds like a naive and barefoot hillbilly girl but in fact they are a ruthless and aggressive conglomeration of bullies located in a tall brick building somewhere in Kansas.
—from Holidays on Ice, a book by David Sedaris
Active since August 19, 2008.
269 total characters in this text.
View Pit Stop page for this text
| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 13659. | (baryla69) | 38.12 | 84% | 2015-11-15 |
| 13660. | (zhanglet) | 38.11 | 93% | 2021-05-07 |
| 13661. | (duongphong_0125) | 38.11 | 91% | 2012-09-03 |
| 13662. | Galih (sobig_f) | 38.10 | 87% | 2017-03-17 |
| 13663. | (evil007) | 38.10 | 93% | 2021-09-27 |
| 13664. | (kronos) | 38.10 | — | 2008-09-20 |
| 13665. | (saranshpathak) | 38.10 | 95% | 2014-03-14 |
| 13666. | (tanvir42) | 38.09 | 90% | 2012-03-16 |
| 13667. | (deepa) | 38.09 | — | 2008-10-08 |
| 13668. | Temka (usott) | 38.09 | 95% | 2018-10-03 |
| 13669. | (rezayavari66) | 38.09 | 86% | 2015-09-11 |
| 13670. | (luuanh) | 38.08 | — | 2009-08-20 |
| 13671. | (skhan0819) | 38.08 | 94% | 2020-08-30 |
| 13672. | (eqbal) | 38.07 | 88% | 2013-01-30 |
| 13673. | (banklaud) | 38.07 | 88% | 2016-07-08 |
| 13674. | (brightstar1) | 38.07 | 93% | 2018-01-11 |
| 13675. | (costin85) | 38.06 | 93% | 2020-07-26 |
| 13676. | (sqipy) | 38.06 | 86% | 2013-12-14 |
| 13677. | (tulucu) | 38.06 | — | 2009-04-03 |
| 13678. | (hotwheelz92) | 38.05 | 95% | 2023-08-20 |
| 13679. | (famine) | 38.05 | 86% | 2017-01-24 |
| 13680. | (player_99) | 38.05 | 91.4% | 2021-02-18 |
| 13681. | (ashikboney) | 38.05 | 94% | 2020-12-06 |
| 13682. | (daiyuxiao) | 38.05 | — | 2010-11-22 |
| 13683. | (bilalmajid) | 38.04 | 94% | 2023-04-17 |
| 13684. | (parsavevo) | 38.04 | 95% | 2020-08-06 |
| 13685. | (august24) | 38.04 | 98% | 2020-11-03 |
| 13686. | (p_jr) | 38.04 | 91% | 2016-02-23 |
| 13687. | (hypertypert) | 38.03 | 93.9% | 2023-09-10 |
| 13688. | (rajnibagar) | 38.03 | — | 2009-08-31 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 28,622 | 49.33 | August 19, 2008 |
| Instant Death Mode | 82 | 58.33 | May 11, 2010 |
| Riverside Middle School | 24 | 42.06 | January 28, 2011 |
| TypeRacer Classic | 1 | 45.48 | July 30, 2021 |