The wine list looks so imposing that you finally give up laboring over it. You hand it back to the server and say (either a bit sheepishly, because you're acknowledging that you can't handle the list, or with defiant bravado, signifying that you're not going to waste your time on this nonsense), "I'll just have a glass of white wine." Smart move or big mistake? We'd say, "Mistake."
—from Wine for Dummies, a book by Ed McCarthy
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 30281. | Connecting... (toodey) | 64.69 | 96% | 2024-01-29 |
| 30282. | tstats[osmio190] (osmio190) | 64.69 | 95% | 2012-02-14 |
| 30283. | Aditya (someone_me) | 64.69 | 95.3% | 2024-01-02 |
| 30284. | riggers (riggers) | 64.69 | 94.8% | 2025-02-21 |
| 30285. | ನವೀನ (Navi) (naveen... | 64.69 | 98% | 2025-11-27 |
| 30286. | aftab (afti007) | 64.69 | 95% | 2014-11-20 |
| 30287. | bywo (wornex) | 64.68 | 98% | 2025-11-23 |
| 30288. | Dawar (dastardlydawar) | 64.68 | 94.9% | 2023-12-16 |
| 30289. | Noa (kingcar1234) | 64.68 | 88% | 2017-05-15 |
| 30290. | aiden (hiheyaiden) | 64.68 | 94.9% | 2024-11-20 |
| 30291. | Annika (annika5) | 64.68 | 96% | 2024-04-16 |
| 30292. | Yohannes (wintersolider) | 64.68 | 95% | 2023-04-25 |
| 30293. | Seva (seva_on_osu) | 64.68 | 97% | 2021-08-20 |
| 30294. | besher (besher) | 64.68 | 95% | 2019-08-09 |
| 30295. | (nywiel) | 64.68 | 92% | 2014-08-14 |
| 30296. | ming-yang (pauls) | 64.68 | 99% | 2016-03-08 |
| 30297. | Nino (ninonakano) | 64.67 | 98% | 2026-04-23 |
| 30298. | spuy (spuy) | 64.67 | 97% | 2024-03-23 |
| 30299. | muzz (muzzgg) | 64.67 | 94.9% | 2024-09-09 |
| 30300. | Amatur Rahman (rimurutempes... | 64.67 | 93% | 2021-06-08 |
| 30301. | chuckles (beingsanctified) | 64.67 | 97.4% | 2025-04-26 |
| 30302. | Niklas (infraa) | 64.67 | 86% | 2016-09-10 |
| 30303. | O(∩_∩)O (justsaygn) | 64.67 | — | 2011-01-14 |
| 30304. | yoboyjonnymac (yoboyjonnymac) | 64.66 | 95% | 2025-06-04 |
| 30305. | Mio (miomi) | 64.66 | 98% | 2022-01-19 |
| 30306. | Chandler (dopeseekor) | 64.66 | 96% | 2024-04-18 |
| 30307. | Bharat mata ki jai (bharat_... | 64.66 | 96% | 2024-11-15 |
| 30308. | Milan (themilan) | 64.66 | 98% | 2022-04-30 |
| 30309. | Dunning (seighnt) | 64.66 | 95% | 2025-07-01 |
| 30310. | Lloyd (lloydd) | 64.66 | — | 2011-04-14 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 98,572 | 77.04 | May 8, 2010 |
| Instant Death Mode | 50 | 80.61 | July 5, 2010 |
| ##typeracer | 6 | 67.76 | December 15, 2020 |
| Riverside Middle School | 1 | 50.01 | May 6, 2011 |