Now you might ask yourself, if by yourself you mean me, "Stephen, if you don't like books, why did you write one?" You just asked yourself a trick question. I didn't write it. I dictated it. I shouted it into a tape recorder over the Columbus Day weekend, then handed it to my agent and said, "Sell this."
—from I Am America (And So Can You!), a book by Stephen Colbert
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 20888. | UNOS! (unosofmanila) | 67.35 | 96.1% | 2023-06-04 |
| 20889. | LykaLyka (fr33z3r) | 67.35 | 88% | 2015-06-27 |
| 20890. | Wrooom (wrooom_brooom) | 67.35 | 98% | 2021-03-18 |
| 20891. | Toko (xisderr) | 67.35 | 96.4% | 2023-10-18 |
| 20892. | BarbBlackburn (3xx8iycrr3xy... | 67.34 | 96% | 2018-10-09 |
| 20893. | sujan (suzon) | 67.34 | 98% | 2013-08-08 |
| 20894. | Doom (rideroftheli) | 67.34 | 96% | 2012-05-09 |
| 20895. | Evgeny (blackitten13) | 67.34 | 98% | 2019-09-22 |
| 20896. | kasra (kasraclan) | 67.34 | 98% | 2023-03-17 |
| 20897. | Zac (zachmilj) | 67.34 | 96% | 2021-02-07 |
| 20898. | ghost (theghostbehindyou) | 67.34 | 94.7% | 2023-09-03 |
| 20899. | MikeTheTank48458 (miketheta... | 67.34 | 97% | 2020-03-28 |
| 20900. | orgilmunh (orgilmunh) | 67.34 | 97% | 2022-09-15 |
| 20901. | Aidan (kardet) | 67.34 | 93% | 2012-09-25 |
| 20902. | Duong Hoang (shadow27911) | 67.34 | 98% | 2020-06-08 |
| 20903. | Ruby (rubyjane) | 67.34 | 86% | 2011-09-23 |
| 20904. | Eden (carreras) | 67.33 | 96% | 2011-11-18 |
| 20905. | SAIF (saifhhasan) | 67.33 | — | 2011-02-05 |
| 20906. | Vincent (vincesuuu1) | 67.33 | 95% | 2015-04-07 |
| 20907. | ViktorT (vitr_88) | 67.33 | 94% | 2016-06-16 |
| 20908. | AN (yuuuhhhhh) | 67.33 | 97% | 2020-12-18 |
| 20909. | Dawnnn (dawnnn) | 67.33 | 92% | 2013-06-14 |
| 20910. | Spurv (spurv) | 67.33 | 94% | 2022-02-19 |
| 20911. | Kaibin (ufowoqqqo) | 67.33 | 96% | 2023-10-23 |
| 20912. | Total (totallynotriley) | 67.33 | 97% | 2023-01-05 |
| 20913. | Arnon (bonfuifui) | 67.33 | 96% | 2016-11-11 |
| 20914. | dalinar (dalinar_) | 67.33 | 96.4% | 2023-07-10 |
| 20915. | Văn (pqvan20) | 67.32 | 98% | 2021-10-15 |
| 20916. | Boruto Uzumaki (boruto_02) | 67.32 | 98% | 2022-09-11 |
| 20917. | epanda (epikpandabs) | 67.32 | 98% | 2023-05-11 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 106,900 | 71.71 | August 4, 2008 |
| Instant Death Mode | 164 | 72.39 | March 30, 2010 |
| Riverside Middle School | 11 | 40.89 | January 26, 2011 |
| ##typeracer | 4 | 68.54 | January 24, 2021 |
| TypeRacer Classic | 2 | 61.02 | November 8, 2021 |
| All TypeRacer Texts | 2 | 54.00 | January 1, 2024 |
| Mrs. Wunschel's TypeRacer Universe | 1 | 30.13 | January 18, 2013 |