The only preventive thing I do is wash clothes after buying them in a thrift shop - this after catching crabs from a pair of used pants. I was in my midtwenties at the time and probably would have itched myself all the way to the bone had a friend not taken me to a drugstore.
—from When You Are Engulfed in Flames, a book by David Sedaris
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 32651. | Garlic (garlic) | 63.48 | — | 2011-04-18 |
| 32652. | Huỳnh Minh Tuấn (zmazskg) | 63.48 | 95% | 2011-08-10 |
| 32653. | Meinrad (meinrad) | 63.48 | 93% | 2014-10-22 |
| 32654. | Yousuf (khanyousuf) | 63.47 | 96% | 2023-03-08 |
| 32655. | Woojung (opusdei) | 63.47 | 97% | 2022-04-23 |
| 32656. | Uways (uways) | 63.47 | 96% | 2014-10-06 |
| 32657. | invader (megawutt) | 63.47 | 98% | 2018-08-24 |
| 32658. | Saptarshi (lamda_cdm_10) | 63.47 | 95% | 2022-02-12 |
| 32659. | 🙿 (linoleum) | 63.47 | 91% | 2011-10-30 |
| 32660. | Tac (akotac) | 63.47 | 90% | 2011-11-26 |
| 32661. | Marek (maremarekk) | 63.47 | 94% | 2013-04-09 |
| 32662. | jus1970 (jus2u4) | 63.46 | 94% | 2018-06-23 |
| 32663. | Matt (carrera) | 63.46 | — | 2009-12-16 |
| 32664. | JP (jip138) | 63.46 | 93% | 2014-01-28 |
| 32665. | L (sirwolf) | 63.46 | 97% | 2021-01-10 |
| 32666. | Shahboz (shahboz) | 63.46 | 93% | 2018-10-26 |
| 32667. | eehs (eehs) | 63.45 | 88% | 2017-04-07 |
| 32668. | Jorham (jhorskie) | 63.45 | 97% | 2022-12-22 |
| 32669. | Wilson (springmaple) | 63.45 | 96% | 2016-08-29 |
| 32670. | Kezia (strawberrycow1550) | 63.45 | 95% | 2021-02-10 |
| 32671. | Shukhrat (shux121995) | 63.45 | 96% | 2021-01-11 |
| 32672. | drex (disclaimer37) | 63.45 | 98% | 2011-05-26 |
| 32673. | xavier (razzmatazz) | 63.45 | 95% | 2016-08-14 |
| 32674. | polina (polina1) | 63.45 | — | 2010-07-07 |
| 32675. | Ami (maiami) | 63.45 | 95% | 2012-02-24 |
| 32676. | jackrrish (jackrrish) | 63.45 | 88% | 2014-02-24 |
| 32677. | 航 (cokoro) | 63.45 | 98% | 2014-06-11 |
| 32678. | guill_mach (guill_mach) | 63.44 | 98% | 2023-07-20 |
| 32679. | Spazz (spazzzzz) | 63.44 | 96.5% | 2021-02-28 |
| 32680. | Willian (vasconcelosbrazilian) | 63.44 | 91% | 2013-07-21 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 133,371 | 85.51 | August 19, 2008 |
| Instant Death Mode | 321 | 81.91 | March 29, 2010 |
| Riverside Middle School | 4 | 48.47 | January 25, 2011 |
| ##typeracer | 1 | 47.66 | July 22, 2022 |