Horse hockey! I've seen these dodges for 40 years, all the tricks. Knew a private, pretended he was a mare. Carried a colt in his arm for weeks. Another fellow said he was a daisy. Insisted we water him every morning. No, no, Corporal. It ain't gonna go with me. Now you get out of that froufrou and into a uniform. And you stay in uniform. Dismissed!
—from M*A*S*H, a other by Larry Gelbart
Active since August 27, 2017.
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 907. | (sklnw) | 93.92 | 99% | 2019-07-19 |
| 908. | (ieatyou1) | 93.91 | 95% | 2019-03-14 |
| 909. | Pluufi (pluufi) | 93.90 | 98% | 2020-11-29 |
| 910. | (zorro_2017) | 93.90 | 98% | 2018-01-30 |
| 911. | Elara (jhennyfher) | 93.87 | 97% | 2017-12-12 |
| 912. | (solid_raiden) | 93.87 | 97% | 2017-10-19 |
| 913. | (dudebrahman) | 93.86 | 98% | 2017-10-06 |
| 914. | (kingpvlcini) | 93.85 | 98% | 2018-04-28 |
| 915. | Jerri (jerrii) | 93.84 | 98% | 2021-07-31 |
| 916. | (theneo) | 93.84 | 97% | 2017-10-12 |
| 917. | (xhersheyx) | 93.78 | 98% | 2020-01-08 |
| 918. | (themoogleknight) | 93.78 | 98% | 2019-01-06 |
| 919. | (classicalguss) | 93.61 | 100% | 2018-03-28 |
| 920. | (grotesquevinny) | 93.60 | 96% | 2019-10-30 |
| 921. | (psyhackological) | 93.59 | 94% | 2019-07-15 |
| 922. | nhdtxdy (nhdtxdy) | 93.56 | 98% | 2020-12-04 |
| 923. | rach (springjinx) | 93.55 | 98% | 2019-10-31 |
| 924. | (zesty11) | 93.54 | 97% | 2020-06-29 |
| 925. | (kimjongillmatic) | 93.54 | 99% | 2017-11-17 |
| 926. | (foretold) | 93.52 | 96% | 2021-08-01 |
| 927. | (stolenbread) | 93.51 | 96% | 2020-01-13 |
| 928. | (mercury80) | 93.51 | 98% | 2018-07-22 |
| 929. | (jerryleeisaac) | 93.51 | 97% | 2017-10-02 |
| 930. | (lowda9) | 93.51 | 98% | 2018-01-16 |
| 931. | (sushiowl) | 93.45 | 99% | 2021-08-23 |
| 932. | (georgetianke) | 93.45 | 99% | 2020-02-28 |
| 933. | (realqstic) | 93.44 | 99% | 2020-10-30 |
| 934. | Ouiabou (tki_deneb) | 93.44 | 98% | 2018-05-11 |
| 935. | (floofyaltaria) | 93.43 | 96% | 2019-11-13 |
| 936. | (lockstock) | 93.39 | 97% | 2019-08-08 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 8,342 | 76.26 | August 27, 2017 |
| ᗜ Stenography | 9 | 68.29 | September 21, 2022 |
| Instant Death Mode | 4 | 109.06 | September 24, 2019 |
| All TypeRacer Texts | 1 | 45.58 | March 1, 2022 |