The wine list looks so imposing that you finally give up laboring over it. You hand it back to the server and say (either a bit sheepishly, because you're acknowledging that you can't handle the list, or with defiant bravado, signifying that you're not going to waste your time on this nonsense), "I'll just have a glass of white wine." Smart move or big mistake? We'd say, "Mistake."
—from Wine for Dummies, a book by Ed McCarthy
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 38994. | cfcgiannis (cfcgiannis) | 52.24 | 96.4% | 2024-05-02 |
| 38995. | Eren Yeager (eren_yeagerr25) | 52.24 | 97% | 2023-12-16 |
| 38996. | ChiefQueef (chiefqu3ef) | 52.23 | 93% | 2025-06-12 |
| 38997. | Vinh (vinhnxv) | 52.23 | 96% | 2021-03-29 |
| 38998. | joe bacon (joebacon391) | 52.23 | 94% | 2024-05-03 |
| 38999. | Preben (prebztah) | 52.23 | 96% | 2025-05-02 |
| 39000. | Ronald (swishamane1) | 52.23 | 95% | 2013-05-17 |
| 39001. | Namoonia (sasti_chars) | 52.22 | 93% | 2021-07-24 |
| 39002. | :) (foreverbanega) | 52.22 | 97% | 2025-01-30 |
| 39003. | Dado (dado_44) | 52.22 | 95.9% | 2023-06-01 |
| 39004. | Noob (onsum) | 52.22 | 94% | 2021-02-27 |
| 39005. | hassan (hasan123ghz) | 52.21 | 97% | 2025-04-21 |
| 39006. | Yeetbag (y33tbag) | 52.21 | 98% | 2024-03-25 |
| 39007. | PainOnslaught123 (molassis) | 52.21 | 96% | 2024-03-26 |
| 39008. | Angie (angiekuo822) | 52.21 | 96% | 2024-02-07 |
| 39009. | kairy (kheireddine) | 52.21 | 94% | 2012-12-29 |
| 39010. | neareksdi (neareksdi) | 52.20 | 96% | 2024-07-25 |
| 39011. | spektrum (spektrum10) | 52.20 | 93% | 2025-05-28 |
| 39012. | Emmanuel (drealmanuel) | 52.20 | 95% | 2023-01-27 |
| 39013. | Yousef (wolhak) | 52.20 | 94% | 2022-01-20 |
| 39014. | Waris Ali (warisanwaar) | 52.20 | 96% | 2024-07-12 |
| 39015. | Caleb the Hair Lee (calebth... | 52.20 | 96.8% | 2024-02-28 |
| 39016. | Suven (psuv) | 52.20 | 97% | 2021-04-13 |
| 39017. | OnOffSwitch (onoffswitch) | 52.20 | 91% | 2017-03-28 |
| 39018. | Vasanth (springbee) | 52.20 | 83% | 2013-04-12 |
| 39019. | Scar (scarapter) | 52.19 | 89% | 2015-06-05 |
| 39020. | parth (5387parth) | 52.19 | 96% | 2024-12-05 |
| 39021. | bankai (bankai999) | 52.19 | 98% | 2024-06-03 |
| 39022. | Qu'Mauri (yxzorbz) | 52.19 | 97% | 2025-02-12 |
| 39023. | Stefan (stefanroelofs) | 52.19 | 94% | 2014-08-14 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 98,572 | 77.04 | May 8, 2010 |
| Instant Death Mode | 50 | 80.61 | July 5, 2010 |
| ##typeracer | 6 | 67.76 | December 15, 2020 |
| Riverside Middle School | 1 | 50.01 | May 6, 2011 |