So my heart goes out to them. Figuratively. I would never actually entrust my heart to scientists - they'd probably implant it in a baboon. And a baboon with my heart would be practically unstoppable. Baboon strength and agility combined with my determination and media savvy? It would be a threat to all of humanity.
—from I Am America (And So Can You), a book by Stephen Colbert
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 6557. | Greg (gregdahwhale) | 94.23 | 99% | 2022-01-18 |
| 6558. | William (huangw1995) | 94.23 | 98% | 2020-03-08 |
| 6559. | ngoc huy nam (destroy_the_w... | 94.22 | 99% | 2020-08-26 |
| 6560. | Grayellow (grayellow) | 94.22 | 90% | 2016-01-31 |
| 6561. | gob126 (gob126) | 94.22 | 96% | 2016-06-02 |
| 6562. | Huyền (pehuyen2507) | 94.22 | 96% | 2012-11-14 |
| 6563. | ClemenPine (clemenpine) | 94.21 | 99% | 2021-09-04 |
| 6564. | Ryan (schmidtrs) | 94.21 | 97% | 2019-07-09 |
| 6565. | Ravi (ravisingh) | 94.21 | 95% | 2015-02-07 |
| 6566. | 66 (dogmouse) | 94.21 | 98% | 2013-10-15 |
| 6567. | Tim (jimbo112) | 94.20 | 98% | 2020-12-02 |
| 6568. | Kevin (thebachellor) | 94.20 | — | 2010-03-18 |
| 6569. | aa (cruglo) | 94.19 | 95% | 2015-03-04 |
| 6570. | Peter (psktam) | 94.18 | 95% | 2012-11-18 |
| 6571. | no quit (yourally_) | 94.18 | 97% | 2023-05-10 |
| 6572. | Jeremy (jerdong) | 94.18 | 94% | 2012-04-22 |
| 6573. | feelsclapman (sprenkelz) | 94.17 | 98% | 2021-01-03 |
| 6574. | chips (chipswq) | 94.17 | 97% | 2022-06-20 |
| 6575. | korus (ikarusfilms) | 94.17 | 96% | 2016-06-04 |
| 6576. | Lucy (crumpstrr33) | 94.17 | 98% | 2019-01-24 |
| 6577. | mickey (c2sulli) | 94.16 | 98% | 2020-04-25 |
| 6578. | Robe (robedigiov) | 94.16 | 94% | 2012-10-03 |
| 6579. | Mikkel (creave) | 94.16 | 97% | 2015-01-06 |
| 6580. | AJ (logic_paradox) | 94.15 | 96% | 2015-04-04 |
| 6581. | Ryan (direwolf05) | 94.15 | 97% | 2021-08-28 |
| 6582. | Nik-Nik (niknoodle) | 94.15 | — | 2011-01-22 |
| 6583. | Maffew (wettham) | 94.14 | 96% | 2022-11-03 |
| 6584. | edisondotme (annuit02) | 94.14 | 93% | 2016-10-15 |
| 6585. | Herman (hchow23) | 94.14 | — | 2011-01-02 |
| 6586. | Igor (skeef79) | 94.11 | 97% | 2021-10-20 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 97,954 | 74.88 | August 3, 2008 |
| Instant Death Mode | 140 | 73.09 | April 2, 2010 |
| Riverside Middle School | 5 | 47.69 | February 10, 2011 |
| ##typeracer | 4 | 60.57 | February 11, 2021 |
| TypeRacer Classic | 2 | 58.30 | May 28, 2021 |