I hope that our few remaining friends give up on trying to save us. I hope we come up with a fail-safe plot to piss off the dumb few that forgave us. I hope the fences we mended fall down beneath their own weight, and I hope we hang on past the last exit. I hope it's already too late.
—from No Children, a song by The Mountain Goats
Active since January 13, 2017.
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 15345. | Clark Valde™ (todd_1234) | 72.56 | 94% | 2023-06-14 |
| 15346. | Sarvottam (biot_savart) | 72.56 | 98% | 2022-11-29 |
| 15347. | de la porte (delaporte) | 72.56 | 98% | 2017-04-19 |
| 15348. | Aurel (au2001) | 72.55 | 96% | 2021-08-06 |
| 15349. | MKX (mku1tra) | 72.55 | 95% | 2019-07-03 |
| 15350. | sammy (sammyismuff) | 72.55 | 95% | 2023-09-11 |
| 15351. | Jay (jayyyyyyyy) | 72.55 | 96% | 2020-12-13 |
| 15352. | Hayden (haydenyellow) | 72.54 | 96% | 2021-06-06 |
| 15353. | Mikael (bajkinman) | 72.54 | 95.4% | 2025-01-11 |
| 15354. | 5k m1chael (mihai03) | 72.54 | 97% | 2020-02-16 |
| 15355. | Quentin (hellcat_gamer15) | 72.54 | 96% | 2022-05-24 |
| 15356. | Mauro (mmudz_) | 72.54 | 98% | 2020-09-08 |
| 15357. | Shivun (shivster27) | 72.54 | 97.5% | 2025-03-29 |
| 15358. | Amit (amitu7) | 72.53 | 98% | 2018-04-17 |
| 15359. | Musfiqur (mushi00) | 72.53 | 96% | 2022-12-30 |
| 15360. | Kamen (kamen08) | 72.53 | 99% | 2021-07-31 |
| 15361. | John (sprainedankles) | 72.52 | 94% | 2017-05-19 |
| 15362. | Samuel (samthedonut) | 72.51 | 94% | 2019-02-06 |
| 15363. | NOYB (noybmakespplstraight) | 72.51 | 99% | 2023-05-16 |
| 15364. | bruh (hassellim) | 72.51 | 98% | 2017-05-31 |
| 15365. | Cedric (cedric_f) | 72.51 | 98% | 2022-08-16 |
| 15366. | Just (serious_about_practice) | 72.51 | 97.4% | 2023-10-25 |
| 15367. | Alex (almexx) | 72.51 | 97% | 2020-09-24 |
| 15368. | Adam (acassidy24) | 72.51 | 95% | 2021-05-11 |
| 15369. | MALVO (ryanmalvo) | 72.50 | 96% | 2018-09-16 |
| 15370. | Eric (yellowblankets) | 72.49 | 96% | 2022-05-14 |
| 15371. | Ethan (cmfridays) | 72.49 | 98% | 2020-09-26 |
| 15372. | Dim (jimmylei) | 72.49 | 97% | 2020-01-26 |
| 15373. | Jan (chrjan) | 72.48 | 96% | 2025-05-17 |
| 15374. | Hamas Egypt (mohamedadel2000) | 72.48 | 97.1% | 2024-10-22 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 43,238 | 84.01 | January 13, 2017 |
| Instant Death Mode | 38 | 96.26 | July 18, 2019 |
| ᗜ Stenography | 5 | 102.10 | December 23, 2021 |