The only message I got was from the company that holds my student loan, Sallie Mae. Sallie Mae sounds like a naive and barefoot hillbilly girl but in fact they are a ruthless and aggressive conglomeration of bullies located in a tall brick building somewhere in Kansas. I picture it to be the tallest building in that state and I have decided they hire their employees straight out of prison.
—from Holidays on Ice, a book by David Sedaris
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 9840. | hate (hatenazo) | 89.39 | 98% | 2021-05-09 |
| 9841. | Jacky (jk1976886) | 89.39 | 97% | 2021-12-12 |
| 9842. | matthew (arrive) | 89.39 | 96.8% | 2021-01-28 |
| 9843. | glerou (tudesci) | 89.39 | 99% | 2021-08-25 |
| 9844. | Thomas (tl1029384756) | 89.39 | 95% | 2013-11-05 |
| 9845. | mohammad (maramizo) | 89.39 | — | 2010-09-09 |
| 9846. | Jerry (pampaflash) | 89.39 | 98% | 2013-02-16 |
| 9847. | Jared (jnishika) | 89.39 | — | 2010-05-23 |
| 9848. | Alex WRX (irishbmx413) | 89.39 | — | 2010-11-26 |
| 9849. | Gabriel (smileztypes) | 89.38 | 95% | 2021-10-10 |
| 9850. | Brian (dataslayer) | 89.38 | 95% | 2012-04-15 |
| 9851. | tstats[kzze] (kzze) | 89.38 | 96% | 2022-12-19 |
| 9852. | Milan (milanmalik) | 89.38 | 97% | 2021-11-20 |
| 9853. | Martin (insidiousboot) | 89.38 | 96% | 2015-05-18 |
| 9854. | garz (zerogarz) | 89.38 | 91% | 2015-12-21 |
| 9855. | Jedi Jamie J (exime) | 89.38 | 94% | 2016-09-23 |
| 9856. | Bruce (brucejamesmonge) | 89.37 | 98% | 2016-01-26 |
| 9857. | Gio (gio_etche) | 89.37 | 97% | 2022-01-24 |
| 9858. | John (randomguy123123) | 89.37 | 97% | 2022-03-01 |
| 9859. | spOy (spoy) | 89.37 | 96% | 2021-08-13 |
| 9860. | eric (raptaboy) | 89.36 | 98% | 2017-08-16 |
| 9861. | Draiko (stangmar) | 89.36 | 97% | 2018-07-01 |
| 9862. | dabdab (dabmoney) | 89.36 | 96% | 2018-08-29 |
| 9863. | Han (hantypes) | 89.36 | 98% | 2019-03-28 |
| 9864. | Ryan Gosling (rapperb) | 89.36 | 98.1% | 2023-10-04 |
| 9865. | Mamaatje (mamaatje) | 89.36 | 97% | 2021-12-20 |
| 9866. | sXeeD (sxeed) | 89.36 | 97% | 2021-07-01 |
| 9867. | Sir Addons (joey7) | 89.36 | 97% | 2013-07-21 |
| 9868. | Ragnar (ragnar74) | 89.36 | — | 2010-12-20 |
| 9869. | Mateusz (leszczuu) | 89.36 | 95% | 2011-06-30 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 87,632 | 82.22 | August 19, 2008 |
| Long Texts | 161 | 81.25 | December 31, 2016 |
| Instant Death Mode | 95 | 85.68 | March 30, 2010 |
| ##typeracer | 5 | 79.83 | January 21, 2021 |
| Riverside Middle School | 1 | 61.44 | January 24, 2011 |