Horse hockey! I've seen these dodges for 40 years, all the tricks. Knew a private, pretended he was a mare. Carried a colt in his arm for weeks. Another fellow said he was a daisy. Insisted we water him every morning. No, no, Corporal. It ain't gonna go with me. Now you get out of that froufrou and into a uniform. And you stay in uniform. Dismissed!
—from M*A*S*H, a other by Larry Gelbart
Active since August 27, 2017.
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 5330. | Hieu (hieu999) | 51.14 | 92% | 2020-10-19 |
| 5331. | Howard (kyutal) | 51.14 | 93% | 2018-05-03 |
| 5332. | Random Sri lankan (sandigoc... | 51.13 | 96% | 2021-07-22 |
| 5333. | Vicente (vicenteteo) | 51.13 | 98% | 2018-05-13 |
| 5334. | Hassib (hassib) | 51.12 | 96% | 2017-10-13 |
| 5335. | raman (raman123) | 51.11 | 96% | 2020-03-24 |
| 5336. | Evon (evonshahriar) | 51.10 | 97% | 2019-09-04 |
| 5337. | Garvit (garvitar) | 51.10 | 93% | 2020-11-15 |
| 5338. | Andrej (darkerforce) | 51.10 | 92% | 2017-12-28 |
| 5339. | Banana (banankake) | 51.09 | 95% | 2018-08-26 |
| 5340. | hgi (hallvagi) | 51.07 | 95% | 2019-09-21 |
| 5341. | sajt (sajtospogacsa) | 51.03 | 98% | 2019-07-24 |
| 5342. | Kimmo (kimorasa) | 51.02 | 94% | 2020-09-08 |
| 5343. | Suhel (horacio_chopin) | 51.02 | 95% | 2020-04-03 |
| 5344. | azam.webdesigner1@gmail.com... | 51.00 | 97% | 2018-01-03 |
| 5345. | Gnetyx (gnetyx) | 50.99 | 94% | 2020-11-30 |
| 5346. | hugh (spoop) | 50.96 | 92% | 2020-09-07 |
| 5347. | sreelasya (sreelasyamuvva) | 50.96 | 95% | 2021-08-17 |
| 5348. | Vik (vbuster991) | 50.96 | 96% | 2020-07-27 |
| 5349. | Please use an appropriate n... | 50.95 | 95% | 2020-11-09 |
| 5350. | anay (anay147) | 50.94 | 98% | 2018-06-02 |
| 5351. | Ty (quachgiaty) | 50.93 | 98% | 2021-07-17 |
| 5352. | Will (lynxwill_bov) | 50.92 | 94% | 2020-10-14 |
| 5353. | Afham (afhamhilmi) | 50.91 | 93% | 2017-10-21 |
| 5354. | Joshua (justdatotherguy) | 50.89 | 94% | 2020-10-03 |
| 5355. | Aadil (aadil0392) | 50.89 | 94% | 2018-10-31 |
| 5356. | Elliot (currie) | 50.88 | 96% | 2019-02-27 |
| 5357. | Francesco (fgdestefano) | 50.88 | 95% | 2020-04-23 |
| 5358. | nother (nother) | 50.87 | 97% | 2020-08-23 |
| 5359. | Honk (honkis) | 50.86 | 95% | 2017-11-10 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 8,342 | 76.26 | August 27, 2017 |
| ᗜ Stenography | 9 | 68.29 | September 21, 2022 |
| Instant Death Mode | 4 | 109.06 | September 24, 2019 |
| All TypeRacer Texts | 1 | 45.58 | March 1, 2022 |