The only message I got was from the company that holds my student loan, Sallie Mae. Sallie Mae sounds like a naive and barefoot hillbilly girl but in fact they are a ruthless and aggressive conglomeration of bullies located in a tall brick building somewhere in Kansas. I picture it to be the tallest building in that state and I have decided they hire their employees straight out of prison.
—from Holidays on Ice, a book by David Sedaris
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 29917. | Andrew-Colemak (andrew66) | 54.73 | 97% | 2013-02-27 |
| 29918. | dzul (w00tss) | 54.72 | 96% | 2021-01-26 |
| 29919. | Josue (jmanc86) | 54.72 | 95% | 2017-02-28 |
| 29920. | William (wadalex) | 54.71 | — | 2010-01-25 |
| 29921. | b0b1r (b0b1r) | 54.71 | 88% | 2012-09-30 |
| 29922. | demon (demonstrate) | 54.70 | 98% | 2023-08-29 |
| 29923. | J (sonicbolt) | 54.70 | 96% | 2019-11-11 |
| 29924. | Ihor (_ihor) | 54.70 | 95.6% | 2023-10-16 |
| 29925. | Nassif (nassif27) | 54.70 | 96.8% | 2023-10-23 |
| 29926. | Ketchup (kamr) | 54.70 | 87% | 2016-10-05 |
| 29927. | ali (alianggie) | 54.70 | 96% | 2016-06-24 |
| 29928. | Robert (elitists) | 54.70 | 96% | 2019-08-12 |
| 29929. | Alexandra (semalexa) | 54.70 | 98% | 2012-09-12 |
| 29930. | Rosana (resp37) | 54.70 | — | 2009-05-04 |
| 29931. | jasmine (chandani) | 54.69 | 97% | 2014-02-25 |
| 29932. | Midnight (onepanda) | 54.69 | 88% | 2016-11-26 |
| 29933. | Usama (usamajatala) | 54.68 | 97% | 2021-05-16 |
| 29934. | hugh (spoop) | 54.68 | 94% | 2020-09-18 |
| 29935. | Tracy (tracyyy) | 54.68 | 93% | 2014-02-02 |
| 29936. | Jane (janelarson) | 54.68 | 97% | 2021-03-24 |
| 29937. | Moghazi (moghaazi) | 54.67 | 96% | 2021-09-27 |
| 29938. | Calvin (1335draco) | 54.67 | 93% | 2013-04-19 |
| 29939. | Aman (aman123) | 54.67 | 90% | 2012-02-21 |
| 29940. | men (menamara7@gmail.com) | 54.67 | — | 2011-03-17 |
| 29941. | Ara (as34) | 54.67 | 98% | 2013-09-24 |
| 29942. | Dog (tropicaldog17) | 54.66 | 94.9% | 2021-02-02 |
| 29943. | van loi (vanloi999) | 54.66 | — | 2010-04-08 |
| 29944. | mohammad (giant_pirate) | 54.66 | — | 2010-03-12 |
| 29945. | steve (usepen) | 54.66 | 84% | 2013-12-09 |
| 29946. | Pizz (pizz) | 54.66 | — | 2011-03-13 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 87,632 | 82.22 | August 19, 2008 |
| Long Texts | 161 | 81.25 | December 31, 2016 |
| Instant Death Mode | 95 | 85.68 | March 30, 2010 |
| ##typeracer | 5 | 79.83 | January 21, 2021 |
| Riverside Middle School | 1 | 61.44 | January 24, 2011 |