Most Americans do not own passports. They're not a naturally curious people. If you were to lock an American for sixty years in an empty underground bunker which contained nothing but a woolly tea cosy, the American would not even be curious enough to be tempted to see if the tea cosy would make a serviceable hat. They're far more likely to arrest the tea cosy, intern it illegally in Guantanamo Bay...
—from How I Escaped My Certain Fate, a book by Stewart Lee
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 2598. | Pluufi (pluufi) | 73.79 | 96% | 2019-12-08 |
| 2599. | Mohanad (mohanadelwakil) | 73.79 | 94% | 2021-08-05 |
| 2600. | aislan (aislan) | 73.79 | 97% | 2018-03-01 |
| 2601. | Adarsha (adarshap) | 73.78 | 97% | 2019-01-15 |
| 2602. | Srikanth (deepthought42) | 73.77 | 97% | 2018-04-10 |
| 2603. | Diego (divarela) | 73.76 | 97% | 2021-07-25 |
| 2604. | Jack (jacksmurthwaite) | 73.76 | 97% | 2018-01-01 |
| 2605. | SlowAsHeck (slowasheck) | 73.75 | 98% | 2017-09-07 |
| 2606. | lockijazz (lockijazz) | 73.74 | 97% | 2020-01-04 |
| 2607. | Mat (mabernet) | 73.74 | 98% | 2018-04-11 |
| 2608. | Soren Nilsen (wmf992) | 73.71 | 97% | 2017-11-11 |
| 2609. | Ed (enormoused) | 73.69 | 96% | 2017-10-18 |
| 2610. | Alin (alinmera) | 73.68 | 96% | 2019-11-06 |
| 2611. | Beagle (beagledantes) | 73.66 | 97% | 2018-10-19 |
| 2612. | stop quitting (phrosnite) | 73.64 | 98% | 2019-01-27 |
| 2613. | ryobisan (ryobisan) | 73.63 | 97% | 2017-09-15 |
| 2614. | Matthew (spocket123) | 73.62 | 94% | 2019-03-07 |
| 2615. | Ulises (umoreno) | 73.61 | 97% | 2019-10-15 |
| 2616. | Dan Jayson (danjayson) | 73.60 | 97% | 2019-12-10 |
| 2617. | MemeDude (memegod01) | 73.59 | 98% | 2018-08-31 |
| 2618. | Naisargi (mehtaphysicalfool) | 73.57 | 97% | 2018-12-01 |
| 2619. | Brigid (riniti) | 73.56 | 96% | 2019-08-17 |
| 2620. | FakeDriving (amaterats) | 73.55 | 97% | 2019-01-27 |
| 2621. | Chen (novakids) | 73.54 | 97% | 2019-04-26 |
| 2622. | Logan (loganft) | 73.54 | 97% | 2018-03-14 |
| 2623. | Matthias (sirfelion) | 73.54 | 97% | 2017-12-05 |
| 2624. | Loki (fuukaeri) | 73.52 | 96% | 2019-02-12 |
| 2625. | Alvin (alvinpiter) | 73.52 | 99% | 2020-01-23 |
| 2626. | Brofist (bhyper) | 73.47 | 98% | 2017-10-23 |
| 2627. | udo (deep231199) | 73.47 | 97% | 2017-12-20 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 7,129 | 80.03 | August 27, 2017 |
| Instant Death Mode | 12 | 96.23 | January 24, 2019 |
| michaelderoche | 1 | 76.56 | August 26, 2017 |