Most people can motivate themselves to do things simply by knowing that those things need to be done. But not me. For me, motivation is this horrible, scary game where I try to make myself do something while I actively avoid doing it. If I win, I have to do something I don't want to do. If I lose, I'm one step closer to ruining my entire life. And I never know whether I'm going to win or lose until the last second.
—from Hyperbole and a half: Unfortunate Situations, Flawed Coping Mechanisms, Mayhem, and Other Things That Happened, a book by Alexandra Brosh
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 1530. | Essie (essiey) | 110.40 | 99% | 2023-10-04 |
| 1531. | John (xxcooldudexx) | 110.40 | 97.7% | 2023-12-24 |
| 1532. | Spatula (spatula1) | 110.39 | 98% | 2025-08-10 |
| 1533. | Jay Chang (nowtypingforjay) | 110.39 | 97% | 2025-03-26 |
| 1534. | Lucas (st3ezy) | 110.39 | 97.7% | 2023-10-07 |
| 1535. | halfcab (halfcab) | 110.37 | 95% | 2025-06-21 |
| 1536. | SillySausage (sillysausage123) | 110.34 | 97% | 2024-12-06 |
| 1537. | voocsgo (voo055) | 110.34 | 96% | 2023-08-10 |
| 1538. | Fabian (fabiangomez) | 110.33 | 99.5% | 2024-03-25 |
| 1539. | PERMA newbie (1no_ob) | 110.32 | 98% | 2025-02-06 |
| 1540. | HJPUK (hjpuk) | 110.31 | 98% | 2025-07-13 |
| 1541. | dozingoff (stopcomparing) | 110.31 | 98.6% | 2024-08-08 |
| 1542. | Fuzusu (fuzusu) | 110.25 | 97.3% | 2023-06-03 |
| 1543. | Charles (clydoscope) | 110.25 | 98.9% | 2024-04-05 |
| 1544. | Mario (hober) | 110.24 | 96.7% | 2024-03-27 |
| 1545. | dado (top1postoofficial) | 110.24 | 99.1% | 2023-11-06 |
| 1546. | sploofmoof (sploofmoof) | 110.23 | 99% | 2024-03-13 |
| 1547. | skb11 (skb11) | 110.22 | 97% | 2025-12-05 |
| 1548. | pwned (16wpm) | 110.22 | 98% | 2023-06-21 |
| 1549. | Andrew (certifiedlosing) | 110.22 | 96% | 2025-08-09 |
| 1550. | Saravan (saravanangct) | 110.21 | 98% | 2025-05-11 |
| 1551. | ✿.。.:* ☆:**:. 𝓟I... | 110.21 | 99.1% | 2024-04-05 |
| 1552. | AuraBlitz (aurablitz) | 110.18 | 95.7% | 2024-05-06 |
| 1553. | XL (xl55555) | 110.17 | 98% | 2025-06-02 |
| 1554. | Jusuf (nerdtyper) | 110.15 | 98% | 2024-06-07 |
| 1555. | Hiep (noel_trang) | 110.15 | 99% | 2026-03-30 |
| 1556. | yeeth (yeeth_) | 110.14 | 98% | 2023-05-23 |
| 1557. | bruh (acadao11) | 110.14 | 98.5% | 2023-10-24 |
| 1558. | Brandon (bboybeandon) | 110.13 | 99% | 2023-06-01 |
| 1559. | Dude (48023984) | 110.05 | 97% | 2023-05-23 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 7,212 | 100.58 | April 13, 2023 |