The only message I got was from the company that holds my student loan, Sallie Mae. Sallie Mae sounds like a naive and barefoot hillbilly girl but in fact they are a ruthless and aggressive conglomeration of bullies located in a tall brick building somewhere in Kansas. I picture it to be the tallest building in that state and I have decided they hire their employees straight out of prison.
—from Holidays on Ice, a book by David Sedaris
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 2303. | 🧀 Chez (super_not_pro) | 115.17 | 98% | 2021-09-03 |
| 2304. | (prgmlu) | 115.16 | 97% | 2015-08-15 |
| 2305. | (dkbananas) | 115.16 | 95% | 2014-08-29 |
| 2306. | Moh. (synth_) | 115.15 | 98% | 2017-06-06 |
| 2307. | (ucla) | 115.15 | — | 2009-01-04 |
| 2308. | (lbrtdy) | 115.14 | 94% | 2014-10-11 |
| 2309. | (archmealfiller) | 115.14 | 93% | 2013-01-04 |
| 2310. | Alex (alexsli) | 115.13 | 96% | 2014-10-28 |
| 2311. | (tkn_x) | 115.12 | 98% | 2018-01-06 |
| 2312. | (rushjob) | 115.12 | 98% | 2014-04-25 |
| 2313. | (bizarre) | 115.12 | 94% | 2014-02-18 |
| 2314. | (quantumostrich) | 115.11 | 98% | 2021-04-11 |
| 2315. | (here_takemytoast) | 115.11 | 99% | 2020-08-10 |
| 2316. | (faker121) | 115.11 | 99% | 2016-10-03 |
| 2317. | (danat_ayazbayev) | 115.11 | 99% | 2023-07-11 |
| 2318. | Sum Sum (summerill) | 115.09 | 94% | 2016-12-17 |
| 2319. | (splomax) | 115.08 | — | 2011-01-29 |
| 2320. | Pichi (bionickraken) | 115.06 | 98% | 2016-10-16 |
| 2321. | (austin_biceps) | 115.06 | 99% | 2019-03-02 |
| 2322. | (laaark) | 115.05 | 96% | 2016-01-27 |
| 2323. | (geegeekthx) | 115.05 | 91% | 2016-08-09 |
| 2324. | (sc4fpse) | 115.04 | — | 2010-07-30 |
| 2325. | (cow58) | 115.03 | 96% | 2017-01-23 |
| 2326. | (morningtraining) | 115.02 | 99% | 2023-01-28 |
| 2327. | (mecduval) | 115.02 | 99% | 2011-10-14 |
| 2328. | (roboto) | 115.01 | 98% | 2013-02-28 |
| 2329. | Junior (juniorrojas) | 115.01 | 98% | 2016-04-11 |
| 2330. | (rough_life) | 115.00 | — | 2010-05-22 |
| 2331. | (detrimentum) | 115.00 | 90% | 2016-12-06 |
| 2332. | (whisper) | 114.99 | — | 2008-08-26 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 87,632 | 82.22 | August 19, 2008 |
| Long Texts | 161 | 81.25 | December 31, 2016 |
| Instant Death Mode | 95 | 85.68 | March 30, 2010 |
| ##typeracer | 5 | 79.83 | January 21, 2021 |
| Riverside Middle School | 1 | 61.44 | January 24, 2011 |