Jay made up for the lack of glamour in his assignment by having a romance with a local miller's daughter, which he initiated by letting air out of her bicycle tires. He also earned himself a promotion to lieutenant on the strength of his commonsense suggestion that the army could save lots of cargo space by deboning beef before shipping it overseas.
—from SPAM: A Biography: The Amazing True Story of America's "Miracle Meat!", a book by Carolyn Wyman
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 22394. | Randy (shinkuryu) | 80.97 | 98.7% | 2024-07-27 |
| 22395. | Wyman (speedy_boi420) | 80.97 | 96% | 2021-02-09 |
| 22396. | Andrew (mufffffffffin) | 80.97 | 99% | 2025-02-20 |
| 22397. | Joshua Castro (g2pieopc) | 80.97 | 97% | 2024-08-20 |
| 22398. | PERO (pero_op) | 80.97 | 96.5% | 2025-01-17 |
| 22399. | Carlos (lagoon_monster) | 80.97 | 97.6% | 2021-02-04 |
| 22400. | Tocke (tockenjocke) | 80.97 | 95% | 2021-01-04 |
| 22401. | Sean (seansmk17) | 80.97 | 98% | 2019-09-11 |
| 22402. | Yonat (yonathanzz) | 80.97 | 97% | 2019-08-15 |
| 22403. | _les_ (_les_) | 80.97 | 100% | 2017-10-04 |
| 22404. | Lvkasu (lvkasu) | 80.96 | 96% | 2025-04-05 |
| 22405. | Mathias (mathiasw) | 80.96 | 97% | 2025-06-19 |
| 22406. | Angelo (im_quasar) | 80.96 | 96.6% | 2025-01-24 |
| 22407. | Best (best06) | 80.96 | 99% | 2024-09-13 |
| 22408. | Nabil (shamglad1) | 80.96 | 99% | 2023-03-11 |
| 22409. | Sophia (sophia2020) | 80.96 | 94% | 2021-09-26 |
| 22410. | Chris (splixerr) | 80.95 | 97% | 2026-04-13 |
| 22411. | Barnaby (cybersniper) | 80.95 | 95% | 2024-08-15 |
| 22412. | Yaroslav (nashivan) | 80.95 | 97% | 2024-12-18 |
| 22413. | bd3p (kredei278) | 80.95 | 98% | 2022-03-20 |
| 22414. | Dave (almitydave) | 80.95 | 91% | 2014-10-03 |
| 22415. | Linn (runner_of_the_sun) | 80.95 | 96% | 2012-04-22 |
| 22416. | Zane (zaneevo) | 80.95 | 96% | 2014-10-08 |
| 22417. | Hyunee (shlee) | 80.95 | 95% | 2019-09-07 |
| 22418. | Paul (syvek) | 80.95 | 93% | 2011-09-29 |
| 22419. | Xavier (qiltz) | 80.94 | 97% | 2026-03-20 |
| 22420. | Big furry peen (purry_fenis) | 80.94 | 96.9% | 2024-04-30 |
| 22421. | Rofik (rofikbjir) | 80.94 | 97% | 2024-02-01 |
| 22422. | tstats[dannyworld] (dannywo... | 80.94 | 98% | 2023-01-06 |
| 22423. | Alanna (alannafey) | 80.94 | 96% | 2023-06-15 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 165,395 | 71.55 | August 20, 2009 |
| Instant Death Mode | 143 | 74.73 | April 23, 2010 |
| Riverside Middle School | 16 | 40.34 | January 25, 2011 |
| ##typeracer | 5 | 76.93 | January 11, 2021 |
| TypeRacer Classic | 4 | 68.91 | June 8, 2021 |