The only message I got was from the company that holds my student loan, Sallie Mae. Sallie Mae sounds like a naive and barefoot hillbilly girl but in fact they are a ruthless and aggressive conglomeration of bullies located in a tall brick building somewhere in Kansas. I picture it to be the tallest building in that state and I have decided they hire their employees straight out of prison.
—from Holidays on Ice, a book by David Sedaris
Active since August 19, 2008.
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 12632. | Paul (soonersfan6) | 83.74 | 97% | 2018-04-12 |
| 12633. | (deripiunt) | 83.73 | 97% | 2019-02-28 |
| 12634. | (buimonkey) | 83.73 | 97% | 2018-04-07 |
| 12635. | Richard (richard_king) | 83.73 | 96% | 2022-11-28 |
| 12636. | Average (vuzid) | 83.73 | 99% | 2021-01-28 |
| 12637. | (omnomnominous) | 83.73 | 96% | 2012-10-30 |
| 12638. | (sds5432) | 83.73 | — | 2010-07-13 |
| 12639. | ParaJenn (parajenn) | 83.73 | 96% | 2015-02-26 |
| 12640. | (orangjibai) | 83.72 | 98% | 2021-07-05 |
| 12641. | Rem (remroid66) | 83.72 | 98% | 2021-09-10 |
| 12642. | (trappedmonkey) | 83.72 | 97% | 2022-11-21 |
| 12643. | (louieah) | 83.72 | 98% | 2020-08-06 |
| 12644. | Steven (mianosm) | 83.72 | 97% | 2020-03-27 |
| 12645. | Omngineer (omnibro) | 83.72 | 99% | 2019-06-18 |
| 12646. | cats (proceed) | 83.72 | 96% | 2017-09-26 |
| 12647. | (llamasrule) | 83.72 | 91% | 2011-12-22 |
| 12648. | Chris (splixerr) | 83.71 | 98% | 2023-02-22 |
| 12649. | Ryan (_rdm_) | 83.71 | — | 2009-12-18 |
| 12650. | Flamin_ (flamin_) | 83.71 | 99% | 2018-04-25 |
| 12651. | L (ynajd) | 83.71 | 98% | 2016-05-14 |
| 12652. | j (swaggingpickle) | 83.71 | 97% | 2017-06-21 |
| 12653. | Jiong Yang (yangfoo) | 83.70 | 98% | 2021-10-02 |
| 12654. | (melissathatsme) | 83.70 | — | 2010-07-20 |
| 12655. | Irene (decemberbabe) | 83.70 | 96% | 2011-05-07 |
| 12656. | (psychicpal) | 83.69 | 96% | 2023-01-28 |
| 12657. | qqii (thelostqqii) | 83.69 | 97% | 2016-02-18 |
| 12658. | (piano_radek) | 83.69 | 96.8% | 2023-11-02 |
| 12659. | (teempakguy) | 83.69 | 97% | 2022-02-10 |
| 12660. | (onlyskillz) | 83.69 | 88% | 2015-03-20 |
| 12661. | jacob (iljain) | 83.69 | 89% | 2017-05-03 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 87,632 | 82.22 | August 19, 2008 |
| Long Texts | 161 | 81.25 | December 31, 2016 |
| Instant Death Mode | 95 | 85.68 | March 30, 2010 |
| ##typeracer | 5 | 79.83 | January 21, 2021 |
| Riverside Middle School | 1 | 61.44 | January 24, 2011 |