So my heart goes out to them. Figuratively. I would never actually entrust my heart to scientists - they'd probably implant it in a baboon. And a baboon with my heart would be practically unstoppable. Baboon strength and agility combined with my determination and media savvy? It would be a threat to all of humanity.
—from I Am America (And So Can You), a book by Stephen Colbert
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 19170. | spy (noobtypebuddy) | 69.79 | 97% | 2019-11-17 |
| 19171. | cetewyn (cetewyn) | 69.78 | 91% | 2012-10-31 |
| 19172. | Json (jskfreerunner) | 69.78 | 97.2% | 2023-07-13 |
| 19173. | LightsabeR (lightsaber) | 69.78 | 95% | 2012-09-28 |
| 19174. | asdwe (asdwe) | 69.78 | 96% | 2015-03-19 |
| 19175. | Nick (themanisbad00) | 69.77 | 90% | 2015-09-26 |
| 19176. | Rocco (ginjah_jesus) | 69.77 | 97% | 2022-06-08 |
| 19177. | David (thesadest) | 69.77 | 95% | 2021-06-25 |
| 19178. | Rohit (john_titor234432) | 69.77 | 97% | 2021-10-19 |
| 19179. | Travis (tr4v1sty) | 69.77 | 98% | 2019-09-10 |
| 19180. | j (potatostock) | 69.77 | 98% | 2022-12-12 |
| 19181. | Sahara (sahara37) | 69.77 | 96% | 2019-04-04 |
| 19182. | Brathep (typzta) | 69.77 | 95% | 2013-12-11 |
| 19183. | Shaur (shaur_herng) | 69.76 | 97% | 2022-11-05 |
| 19184. | SpeedBoat (flintflanagan) | 69.76 | 97.3% | 2023-11-01 |
| 19185. | Oozie (ellio011) | 69.76 | — | 2009-06-05 |
| 19186. | Yealt (yealtnt) | 69.75 | 93% | 2015-02-16 |
| 19187. | David (fantasticdavid) | 69.75 | 96% | 2021-09-20 |
| 19188. | Rich (helmsrich) | 69.75 | 95% | 2011-04-06 |
| 19189. | Chris (splixerr) | 69.75 | 96.8% | 2023-09-11 |
| 19190. | kyle (hiefenhoomer) | 69.75 | 97% | 2022-06-25 |
| 19191. | Joe (joepickle) | 69.75 | 96.4% | 2021-02-02 |
| 19192. | Sergey (hasatsu) | 69.75 | 95% | 2013-03-27 |
| 19193. | eri (nanoeri) | 69.75 | 97% | 2014-01-12 |
| 19194. | John (drtype) | 69.75 | 97% | 2013-02-25 |
| 19195. | Henry (fastypr) | 69.74 | 96% | 2021-05-30 |
| 19196. | Atsri (atsri) | 69.74 | 95% | 2014-12-09 |
| 19197. | David (insert_good_username) | 69.74 | 96% | 2023-05-20 |
| 19198. | sator1 (sator1) | 69.74 | 98% | 2022-09-18 |
| 19199. | Shypolarbear (shypolarbear) | 69.74 | 98% | 2017-07-25 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 97,954 | 74.88 | August 3, 2008 |
| Instant Death Mode | 140 | 73.09 | April 2, 2010 |
| Riverside Middle School | 5 | 47.69 | February 10, 2011 |
| ##typeracer | 4 | 60.57 | February 11, 2021 |
| TypeRacer Classic | 2 | 58.30 | May 28, 2021 |