The only message I got was from the company that holds my student loan, Sallie Mae. Sallie Mae sounds like a naive and barefoot hillbilly girl but in fact they are a ruthless and aggressive conglomeration of bullies located in a tall brick building somewhere in Kansas. I picture it to be the tallest building in that state and I have decided they hire their employees straight out of prison.
—from Holidays on Ice, a book by David Sedaris
Active since August 19, 2008.
392 total characters in this text.
View Pit Stop page for this text
| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 17372. | Fernando (fernandocnrs) | 75.68 | 96% | 2019-11-04 |
| 17373. | Ferry (superipey) | 75.68 | 89% | 2013-09-25 |
| 17374. | Olaf (gnafoo) | 75.68 | 95% | 2012-10-06 |
| 17375. | Alibi (alibiyeslambek) | 75.68 | 95% | 2017-11-16 |
| 17376. | Akshit (akshitx10) | 75.67 | 96% | 2022-05-18 |
| 17377. | Angelo (eimusupai23) | 75.67 | 96% | 2023-01-22 |
| 17378. | Evgeny (x1p234) | 75.67 | 96% | 2023-01-20 |
| 17379. | michael (mikeyjohn) | 75.67 | 96% | 2019-01-24 |
| 17380. | nondon (nondon) | 75.67 | 96% | 2013-09-30 |
| 17381. | Tim (xwrv) | 75.67 | 89% | 2017-04-24 |
| 17382. | daniel (ultimumbull) | 75.67 | 94% | 2011-11-21 |
| 17383. | sara (sara1) | 75.67 | — | 2008-12-04 |
| 17384. | WELLINGTON (luissluis202) | 75.66 | 95% | 2021-12-19 |
| 17385. | Neon (dragonkingscrown) | 75.66 | 97% | 2021-04-14 |
| 17386. | Mr. (dandymcgee) | 75.66 | — | 2010-01-08 |
| 17387. | Joshua (bigj0sh) | 75.66 | 94% | 2016-04-13 |
| 17388. | (splendidrice) | 75.65 | 97% | 2019-09-06 |
| 17389. | HyruleOrphan (hyruleorphan) | 75.65 | 93% | 2022-01-12 |
| 17390. | Alex (your_pal_al) | 75.65 | 94% | 2021-11-12 |
| 17391. | Marc (anynameisfine) | 75.65 | 89% | 2014-04-03 |
| 17392. | kunal (kunav) | 75.65 | 96% | 2021-10-19 |
| 17393. | J- (edzelpalicte) | 75.65 | 93% | 2016-06-18 |
| 17394. | Celeste (lulu_96) | 75.65 | 94% | 2013-10-04 |
| 17395. | jancha (jancha) | 75.65 | 89% | 2011-07-22 |
| 17396. | Linh (linh62742) | 75.65 | 97% | 2013-08-12 |
| 17397. | MarxistLeninist (alasma) | 75.65 | 91% | 2016-04-26 |
| 17398. | Yazan (yazan_al) | 75.64 | 98.5% | 2023-07-09 |
| 17399. | Oggers (oggers) | 75.64 | 96% | 2015-07-21 |
| 17400. | Ed (edhawks) | 75.64 | — | 2009-08-05 |
| 17401. | Justin (ilikepotatoes) | 75.64 | 94% | 2012-03-18 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 87,632 | 82.22 | August 19, 2008 |
| Long Texts | 161 | 81.25 | December 31, 2016 |
| Instant Death Mode | 95 | 85.68 | March 30, 2010 |
| ##typeracer | 5 | 79.83 | January 21, 2021 |
| Riverside Middle School | 1 | 61.44 | January 24, 2011 |