The wine list looks so imposing that you finally give up laboring over it. You hand it back to the server and say (either a bit sheepishly, because you're acknowledging that you can't handle the list, or with defiant bravado, signifying that you're not going to waste your time on this nonsense), "I'll just have a glass of white wine." Smart move or big mistake? We'd say, "Mistake."
—from Wine for Dummies, a book by Ed McCarthy
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 11590. | Anthony (anthonyk) | 86.36 | 99% | 2018-04-20 |
| 11591. | wespressobean (wespressobean) | 86.35 | 98% | 2026-01-06 |
| 11592. | Sun (melliw) | 86.35 | 96% | 2015-12-18 |
| 11593. | Felipe (mrsilverspoon) | 86.35 | 96.8% | 2024-01-25 |
| 11594. | Grandsoi (grandsoil) | 86.35 | 97% | 2025-10-03 |
| 11595. | yo (doei) | 86.35 | 97% | 2016-06-05 |
| 11596. | Brent (spuriousgeorge) | 86.35 | 97% | 2014-02-12 |
| 11597. | Stefan (thebeaver5) | 86.34 | 94% | 2025-10-10 |
| 11598. | qjari (kjari) | 86.34 | 98.5% | 2025-01-01 |
| 11599. | HammerThyme (hammer89) | 86.34 | 93% | 2013-07-09 |
| 11600. | Christopher (pandaloop) | 86.34 | 97% | 2017-09-22 |
| 11601. | cpprulez (toncheto) | 86.34 | 97% | 2021-03-22 |
| 11602. | Kacper (kacperpro) | 86.34 | 95% | 2023-09-07 |
| 11603. | Thug (thuglife512) | 86.34 | 94% | 2016-04-19 |
| 11604. | Zviad (ზვიად) (ha... | 86.34 | 96% | 2014-09-06 |
| 11605. | Ali (aloche) | 86.34 | 97.2% | 2024-08-24 |
| 11606. | Sandra (sandrawr) | 86.33 | 93% | 2016-12-22 |
| 11607. | Shrijan (slytherrrr) | 86.33 | 95.6% | 2023-09-04 |
| 11608. | Kevin (p_wumpkin) | 86.33 | 97% | 2023-01-24 |
| 11609. | KirILL (spl4yce) | 86.33 | 96.6% | 2024-11-19 |
| 11610. | P (pchen) | 86.33 | 94% | 2012-12-12 |
| 11611. | Bethany (bsimpson) | 86.33 | 97% | 2014-06-27 |
| 11612. | Arslan (arslan801007) | 86.32 | 98% | 2023-03-31 |
| 11613. | Kevin (exudex) | 86.32 | 95% | 2012-01-15 |
| 11614. | Jadon (j20lardo06) | 86.32 | 96.9% | 2024-03-12 |
| 11615. | Jorge (jquiroz728) | 86.32 | 96.8% | 2023-11-24 |
| 11616. | Haise (craftergod21) | 86.32 | 97% | 2016-09-19 |
| 11617. | Braeden (breadboimccroy) | 86.31 | 96.3% | 2024-11-15 |
| 11618. | Glenn (glenngj) | 86.31 | 98% | 2025-09-10 |
| 11619. | Sushi (sushixr) | 86.31 | 97.6% | 2025-01-11 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 98,572 | 77.04 | May 8, 2010 |
| Instant Death Mode | 50 | 80.61 | July 5, 2010 |
| ##typeracer | 6 | 67.76 | December 15, 2020 |
| Riverside Middle School | 1 | 50.01 | May 6, 2011 |