I hope I cut myself shaving tomorrow. I hope it bleeds all day long. Our friends say it's darkest before the sun rises; we're pretty sure they're all wrong.
—from No Children, a song by The Mountain Goats
Active since January 13, 2017.
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 10512. | Morsbøl (morsboel) | 88.82 | 93% | 2017-05-24 |
| 10513. | aryan (aryan11) | 88.82 | 97% | 2023-08-08 |
| 10514. | fat fat fatty (fatfinga) | 88.82 | 98% | 2023-04-30 |
| 10515. | Fangzhou (clonedcow) | 88.81 | 95% | 2017-03-31 |
| 10516. | slick (slickgogo) | 88.81 | 95.7% | 2024-02-25 |
| 10517. | khalil (khalilfa) | 88.81 | 97% | 2022-09-21 |
| 10518. | James (jamesarino) | 88.81 | 98% | 2019-02-10 |
| 10519. | tstats[orbitaltowel] (orbit... | 88.81 | 93% | 2023-03-08 |
| 10520. | bumbumbum (charlie000) | 88.80 | 97% | 2025-10-02 |
| 10521. | Alex (1sector1) | 88.80 | 98% | 2023-11-25 |
| 10522. | e45 (e453) | 88.80 | 99% | 2023-03-05 |
| 10523. | Wong (wyk815) | 88.80 | 99% | 2017-04-07 |
| 10524. | garagdon (garagdon) | 88.80 | 95% | 2022-08-23 |
| 10525. | miqueas (absoluter) | 88.80 | 88% | 2017-04-08 |
| 10526. | Alvis (alvis312) | 88.79 | 99% | 2023-05-17 |
| 10527. | Max (yaymax) | 88.79 | 99.4% | 2025-01-23 |
| 10528. | KirILL (spl4yce) | 88.78 | 98% | 2023-02-01 |
| 10529. | Walter (crypticipher) | 88.78 | 97.3% | 2023-06-30 |
| 10530. | Robert (roberty579) | 88.78 | 99% | 2021-05-22 |
| 10531. | Josh (aeon312) | 88.78 | 96% | 2017-09-20 |
| 10532. | Shawn (spjames87) | 88.76 | 98% | 2020-04-24 |
| 10533. | Doofdoodle (doofdoodle) | 88.75 | 95.5% | 2024-11-28 |
| 10534. | Calbe (calbe) | 88.75 | 98% | 2024-07-20 |
| 10535. | Hello_Kitty (hello_kitten) | 88.75 | 99% | 2020-02-26 |
| 10536. | Newman (newmanhere) | 88.75 | 99% | 2021-04-26 |
| 10537. | PhDeez (phdeeznutz) | 88.75 | 97% | 2022-01-09 |
| 10538. | Jalil (jaybyrrd) | 88.73 | 97% | 2018-08-10 |
| 10539. | Swap (swapyt) | 88.73 | 98% | 2020-10-03 |
| 10540. | deccanistani (deccanistani) | 88.73 | 97.2% | 2023-10-16 |
| 10541. | Isaac (tasmanianpoodle) | 88.73 | 96% | 2021-05-04 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 48,914 | 84.34 | January 13, 2017 |
| Instant Death Mode | 231 | 87.71 | December 17, 2018 |
| ᗜ Stenography | 6 | 106.66 | July 19, 2021 |