As a manager you will also be able to control gravity. Sir Isaac Newton showed that dense objects, such as managers, have more gravity. Your office will become a black hole into which all employee input will be lost forever. No matter how many times your employees give you something - diskettes, documents, whatever - you can claim you never got it. Best of all, it's not your fault; it's the law of gravity.
—from Dogbert's Top Secret Management Handbook, a book by Scott Adams
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 2793. | Evan (evang12) | 108.02 | 99% | 2021-04-27 |
| 2794. | Azem (peja) | 108.02 | 100% | 2017-07-10 |
| 2795. | Ave (tessellatedtalent) | 108.01 | 98% | 2022-02-28 |
| 2796. | Anthony (lukiilegend) | 108.01 | 97% | 2018-08-02 |
| 2797. | Brendan (panikooooos) | 108.01 | 97% | 2018-10-09 |
| 2798. | Lorenzo (halliwell_manor) | 108.00 | 98% | 2022-07-13 |
| 2799. | Jamie jaeger (jamie_jaeger) | 107.99 | 98.1% | 2024-07-30 |
| 2800. | Nate (thatguyx) | 107.98 | 98% | 2019-07-12 |
| 2801. | floppyfish278 (floppyfish2789) | 107.96 | 98% | 2023-04-30 |
| 2802. | == Klub (blueclub) | 107.96 | 98% | 2020-04-12 |
| 2803. | + (doublestab) | 107.96 | 98.6% | 2024-01-30 |
| 2804. | Neodymium (neodytrium) | 107.96 | 98% | 2021-08-16 |
| 2805. | thong (thongish) | 107.94 | 98.4% | 2025-01-05 |
| 2806. | Gury (gurylee) | 107.92 | 97% | 2017-07-14 |
| 2807. | Martin (martinwong) | 107.91 | 99% | 2022-02-17 |
| 2808. | ryan (hhtech) | 107.87 | 97% | 2025-10-13 |
| 2809. | KirILL (spl4yce) | 107.86 | 98% | 2026-05-13 |
| 2810. | uwu (uwu_rawr) | 107.86 | 99% | 2021-07-06 |
| 2811. | Chris (cburgess) | 107.84 | 98% | 2018-08-29 |
| 2812. | mike💦 (summer_mike) | 107.84 | 97% | 2021-07-08 |
| 2813. | (floofyaltaria) | 107.83 | 97% | 2022-03-20 |
| 2814. | fniure (fniure) | 107.83 | 92% | 2016-06-04 |
| 2815. | Tom Taylor (hirts) | 107.82 | 98% | 2015-11-20 |
| 2816. | inclass (║╪╤╪σ) (s... | 107.82 | 97% | 2018-03-15 |
| 2817. | Seth (wmdistraction) | 107.81 | 97% | 2015-05-21 |
| 2818. | Kevin (lakosa) | 107.80 | 96% | 2016-02-20 |
| 2819. | viel (viel19) | 107.79 | 97% | 2021-06-29 |
| 2820. | James (icecrusher) | 107.79 | 96.7% | 2024-07-21 |
| 2821. | frosty (frostydisco) | 107.78 | 96% | 2015-06-16 |
| 2822. | kml (kml1584) | 107.78 | 97% | 2020-12-18 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 48,628 | 81.28 | April 3, 2015 |
| Long Texts | 129 | 84.43 | December 30, 2016 |
| Instant Death Mode | 30 | 93.38 | February 19, 2019 |
| ᗜ Stenography | 2 | 63.08 | May 30, 2021 |