The only message I got was from the company that holds my student loan, Sallie Mae. Sallie Mae sounds like a naive and barefoot hillbilly girl but in fact they are a ruthless and aggressive conglomeration of bullies located in a tall brick building somewhere in Kansas. I picture it to be the tallest building in that state and I have decided they hire their employees straight out of prison.
—from Holidays on Ice, a book by David Sedaris
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 11275. | Thomas (ctrlbadger) | 86.65 | 96% | 2023-06-19 |
| 11276. | Kavika (kavika30) | 86.65 | 98% | 2020-08-25 |
| 11277. | Salman (blackstrobe) | 86.65 | 96% | 2020-02-11 |
| 11278. | InQforVainglory (scottiedont) | 86.64 | 98.1% | 2023-11-01 |
| 11279. | Lauren (laursiii) | 86.64 | 98% | 2022-12-30 |
| 11280. | Grandhal (grandhal) | 86.64 | 96% | 2018-06-10 |
| 11281. | kegan (kegan) | 86.64 | — | 2009-06-19 |
| 11282. | Megalithic (megalithic) | 86.63 | 97.3% | 2023-07-28 |
| 11283. | Aidan (4acl) | 86.63 | 96% | 2020-12-01 |
| 11284. | Inevstream (striven) | 86.63 | 94% | 2019-01-25 |
| 11285. | Victoria (azureale) | 86.63 | 97.8% | 2021-02-14 |
| 11286. | Spindarella (spindarella) | 86.63 | 97% | 2013-01-01 |
| 11287. | m4ge123 (m4ge123) | 86.63 | 94% | 2012-10-01 |
| 11288. | James (reconsnipes) | 86.63 | 88% | 2016-08-27 |
| 11289. | Cezar (iamagod666) | 86.63 | 92% | 2016-12-09 |
| 11290. | Ryan (rahzero) | 86.63 | 97% | 2011-06-03 |
| 11291. | Britt (freyya) | 86.62 | 97% | 2011-05-05 |
| 11292. | Rohan (rohangu) | 86.62 | 92% | 2013-05-10 |
| 11293. | KirILL (spl4yce) | 86.62 | 96.6% | 2023-05-27 |
| 11294. | Dansek (dalandansek) | 86.62 | 97% | 2020-02-13 |
| 11295. | Erick (strosekd) | 86.61 | 96% | 2015-11-04 |
| 11296. | Brecken (breck1234) | 86.61 | 99% | 2021-03-10 |
| 11297. | Connie (cb4ever81) | 86.61 | 99% | 2014-10-29 |
| 11298. | haley (haleym) | 86.61 | — | 2010-01-19 |
| 11299. | JCRueco (shizile) | 86.60 | 97% | 2023-01-21 |
| 11300. | Wolf (xwolfei) | 86.60 | 92% | 2015-01-29 |
| 11301. | Robert (rob774) | 86.60 | 91% | 2013-01-17 |
| 11302. | Quang (max2611) | 86.60 | 98% | 2022-11-07 |
| 11303. | Kilian (xplodingforce) | 86.60 | 99% | 2012-02-16 |
| 11304. | Chilly (chillycloth) | 86.60 | 96% | 2017-10-15 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 87,632 | 82.22 | August 19, 2008 |
| Long Texts | 161 | 81.25 | December 31, 2016 |
| Instant Death Mode | 95 | 85.68 | March 30, 2010 |
| ##typeracer | 5 | 79.83 | January 21, 2021 |
| Riverside Middle School | 1 | 61.44 | January 24, 2011 |