It's inhuman to serve the same food day after day. The Geneva Convention prohibits the killing of our taste buds! I simply cannot eat the same food day after day. Fish! Liver! Day after day! I've eaten a river of liver and an ocean of fish! I've eaten so much fish I'm ready to grow gills! I've eaten so much liver I can only make love if I'm smothered in bacon and onions! Are we going to stand for this? Are we going to let them do this to us? No, I say NO! We're not going to eat this dreck anymore! We want something else!
—from M*A*S*H, a other by Larry Gelbart
Active since August 27, 2017.
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 1610. | Durum (durumpitta) | 85.38 | 98% | 2018-09-24 |
| 1611. | Charles (charlestw) | 85.37 | 97% | 2018-02-09 |
| 1612. | cho (tp_yh) | 85.36 | 96% | 2019-10-20 |
| 1613. | Not fast (slower_than_others) | 85.36 | 97% | 2019-04-14 |
| 1614. | A L E X (alyx11445) | 85.36 | 98% | 2020-04-02 |
| 1615. | tstats[jancs] (jancs) | 85.34 | 95% | 2020-10-18 |
| 1616. | CiscoAdmin (kaszanka12) | 85.31 | 97% | 2020-01-25 |
| 1617. | Shut (ihavekillaura) | 85.30 | 96% | 2019-09-23 |
| 1618. | Patrick (patrickliu022) | 85.26 | 97% | 2020-07-06 |
| 1619. | Bankrupt (bankruptparadise) | 85.23 | 97% | 2020-08-11 |
| 1620. | K (kizzik) | 85.22 | 98% | 2020-03-04 |
| 1621. | Alex (teardrop01) | 85.19 | 97% | 2019-04-17 |
| 1622. | Macen (macen) | 85.16 | 97% | 2019-10-20 |
| 1623. | Amaya (amayadomi) | 85.16 | 98% | 2018-04-18 |
| 1624. | Frozen (ice980617) | 85.15 | 99% | 2019-08-10 |
| 1625. | Ruben (rubenzhang) | 85.15 | 99% | 2017-12-29 |
| 1626. | Shawn (spjames87) | 85.14 | 97% | 2020-05-21 |
| 1627. | masoniya (masoniya) | 85.14 | 98% | 2019-03-13 |
| 1628. | 312211 (312211) | 85.13 | 98% | 2020-03-17 |
| 1629. | No (bambusnippel) | 85.10 | 97% | 2020-04-21 |
| 1630. | Dayna (daynarrr) | 85.09 | 96% | 2021-07-24 |
| 1631. | Tommy (tom441) | 85.07 | 97% | 2018-10-20 |
| 1632. | Isaac (dolemitesundae) | 85.06 | 97% | 2020-09-14 |
| 1633. | Robin (doubleulol) | 85.04 | 97% | 2019-09-02 |
| 1634. | krishna (krishnasai3cks) | 85.04 | 97% | 2020-11-18 |
| 1635. | infolepsy (acceleradiance) | 85.03 | 96% | 2019-09-19 |
| 1636. | La Familia (xquyen) | 85.02 | 98% | 2021-07-25 |
| 1637. | Dejan (dejansrb) | 85.02 | 97% | 2018-11-21 |
| 1638. | Charlie (swordmole) | 85.01 | 98% | 2020-11-27 |
| 1639. | T_0nio (t_onio) | 85.00 | 98% | 2020-07-19 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 7,224 | 81.41 | August 27, 2017 |
| ᗜ Stenography | 9 | 59.44 | August 12, 2021 |
| Instant Death Mode | 3 | 107.60 | March 27, 2020 |
| Long Texts | 1 | 91.73 | July 11, 2017 |