And I said, I don't care if they lay me off either, because I told Bill that if they move my desk one more time, then I'm quitting, I'm going to quit. They've moved my desk four times already this year, and I used to be over by the window, and I could see the squirrels, and they were married, but then, they switched from the Swingline to the Boston stapler, but I kept my Swingline stapler.
—from Office Space, a movie by Mike Judge
Active since July 27, 2008.
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 18396. | Saurabh (smehndiratta) | 81.95 | 98% | 2014-03-01 |
| 18397. | Delyan (deliturboto) | 81.95 | 97% | 2017-06-18 |
| 18398. | Freek (mohoji) | 81.95 | 91% | 2012-11-19 |
| 18399. | rok (porky202) | 81.94 | 97% | 2020-10-17 |
| 18400. | Kibitz (laconickibitz) | 81.94 | 98% | 2023-01-25 |
| 18401. | Thocc is Bad (mirakoolz) | 81.94 | 98.1% | 2023-10-12 |
| 18402. | JEM (jem5268) | 81.94 | 97% | 2022-10-18 |
| 18403. | king (kingclem) | 81.94 | 96% | 2022-05-06 |
| 18404. | George (georgetypes) | 81.94 | 96% | 2013-01-25 |
| 18405. | DON (donnn) | 81.93 | 97% | 2018-06-23 |
| 18406. | Aditya Prakash (typist3) | 81.93 | — | 2011-02-27 |
| 18407. | Uros (uros_krunic) | 81.93 | 98% | 2014-12-21 |
| 18408. | musaab (musaab) | 81.93 | 93% | 2014-01-09 |
| 18409. | Omar (decapod) | 81.93 | 98% | 2019-03-04 |
| 18410. | Kenny (knychandra) | 81.93 | 94% | 2015-11-20 |
| 18411. | Claire (claireclaire) | 81.93 | 96% | 2023-07-11 |
| 18412. | Marcus (earthpheonixsword) | 81.92 | 97% | 2022-09-30 |
| 18413. | Jacob (slickserpent99) | 81.92 | 94% | 2016-09-11 |
| 18414. | Violet (nidtsg1113) | 81.92 | 94% | 2018-11-06 |
| 18415. | Arararararararararagi (manaso) | 81.92 | 96% | 2021-07-06 |
| 18416. | Brooke (fireitup) | 81.92 | 93% | 2012-06-16 |
| 18417. | Shawn (spjames87) | 81.92 | 96% | 2020-05-14 |
| 18418. | craster (yaboiedgy) | 81.92 | 96% | 2021-12-20 |
| 18419. | exo (exoendo) | 81.92 | 98% | 2019-05-18 |
| 18420. | reading is (the_library_is_... | 81.92 | 97% | 2020-10-08 |
| 18421. | Cli654 (cli654) | 81.91 | 95% | 2014-11-12 |
| 18422. | Brett (alrightbro) | 81.91 | 98% | 2019-07-18 |
| 18423. | Joseph (slurpherpderp) | 81.91 | 92% | 2016-12-13 |
| 18424. | Jeff (onlygoodhooks) | 81.91 | 96% | 2018-09-17 |
| 18425. | Andas (ndasss) | 81.91 | 97% | 2019-03-21 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 119,690 | 84.32 | July 27, 2008 |
| Long Texts | 366 | 64.73 | January 3, 2017 |
| Instant Death Mode | 134 | 85.25 | March 29, 2010 |
| Riverside Middle School | 12 | 56.62 | February 9, 2011 |
| TypeRacer Classic | 2 | 98.97 | November 13, 2022 |