Most Americans do not own passports. They're not a naturally curious people. If you were to lock an American for sixty years in an empty underground bunker which contained nothing but a woolly tea cosy, the American would not even be curious enough to be tempted to see if the tea cosy would make a serviceable hat. They're far more likely to arrest the tea cosy, intern it illegally in Guantanamo Bay...
—from How I Escaped My Certain Fate, a book by Stewart Lee
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 4527. | Claw (randansnutzers) | 64.17 | 96% | 2017-07-23 |
| 4528. | Ryan (kalistaisweak) | 64.16 | 97% | 2017-08-04 |
| 4529. | ⠀ (m7rs) | 64.16 | 97% | 2020-07-07 |
| 4530. | J-Money (jacobbeaudway) | 64.15 | 94% | 2020-11-21 |
| 4531. | Nicholas (nicholaspatrick) | 64.14 | 96% | 2019-09-05 |
| 4532. | P (morto_racer) | 64.13 | 97% | 2020-09-11 |
| 4533. | Christian (chrixsi) | 64.13 | 95% | 2019-03-04 |
| 4534. | Phidias (phidias0303) | 64.13 | 97% | 2017-08-04 |
| 4535. | Bonez (lt_bonez) | 64.12 | 95% | 2018-12-01 |
| 4536. | Lin (mirai92) | 64.12 | 98% | 2018-05-19 |
| 4537. | Juha (juhanarimatsu) | 64.11 | 98% | 2019-06-10 |
| 4538. | Chris (bwckarma) | 64.11 | 94% | 2020-10-29 |
| 4539. | Luca (waas) | 64.10 | 96% | 2019-01-04 |
| 4540. | Hunter (hlikesramen) | 64.10 | 96% | 2020-07-14 |
| 4541. | Guten (solideagle200) | 64.09 | 96% | 2018-09-24 |
| 4542. | Jack (p0larhd) | 64.09 | 95% | 2020-03-07 |
| 4543. | Tom (thomaspereira94) | 64.08 | 97% | 2019-02-16 |
| 4544. | Olexiy (lexk) | 64.08 | 96% | 2020-12-16 |
| 4545. | SpiriT (spiritexe) | 64.08 | 94% | 2019-03-12 |
| 4546. | nngffhj (nngffhj) | 64.06 | 97% | 2019-05-14 |
| 4547. | Salty (4michalk) | 64.06 | 97% | 2017-09-11 |
| 4548. | PRINCE (princemathew0777) | 64.06 | 96% | 2019-06-19 |
| 4549. | Matland (matland) | 64.05 | 94% | 2018-06-06 |
| 4550. | aadrm (aadrm) | 64.05 | 97% | 2018-07-20 |
| 4551. | Robert (meph87) | 64.04 | 97% | 2018-07-02 |
| 4552. | 4n2h0ny (4n2h0ny) | 64.04 | 95% | 2020-01-20 |
| 4553. | Jiong Yang (yangfoo) | 64.04 | 96% | 2020-04-28 |
| 4554. | denixu (denixu) | 64.03 | 98% | 2017-07-07 |
| 4555. | Wake (awriter) | 64.03 | 97% | 2019-02-05 |
| 4556. | KPoke (kpoke) | 64.02 | 98% | 2020-12-15 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 9,681 | 80.12 | June 27, 2017 |
| ᗜ Stenography | 10 | 63.06 | February 14, 2022 |
| Instant Death Mode | 8 | 111.93 | April 14, 2018 |