So my heart goes out to them. Figuratively. I would never actually entrust my heart to scientists - they'd probably implant it in a baboon. And a baboon with my heart would be practically unstoppable. Baboon strength and agility combined with my determination and media savvy? It would be a threat to all of humanity.
—from I Am America (And So Can You), a book by Stephen Colbert
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 3588. | dinosaurusrex (dinosaurusrex) | 104.78 | 98% | 2023-04-12 |
| 3589. | Chris (weves) | 104.78 | 97.5% | 2021-02-05 |
| 3590. | L (swog) | 104.78 | 99% | 2012-05-12 |
| 3591. | awndi (aundi) | 104.78 | 96% | 2016-02-19 |
| 3592. | Cesca (yasmen) | 104.77 | 96% | 2014-06-13 |
| 3593. | Jesse (casinonight) | 104.77 | 90% | 2013-01-26 |
| 3594. | dodobe (dodobe) | 104.76 | 94% | 2014-08-11 |
| 3595. | Ben (dead115) | 104.76 | 93% | 2016-10-21 |
| 3596. | bassoon (bassoon_38) | 104.76 | 99% | 2021-03-29 |
| 3597. | Mayank (minkk777) | 104.75 | 97% | 2022-06-27 |
| 3598. | Cal (raceto151) | 104.75 | 97.9% | 2023-10-03 |
| 3599. | Kate (kate1957) | 104.75 | — | 2010-09-29 |
| 3600. | Craig (draogun) | 104.74 | 98% | 2013-09-12 |
| 3601. | Mirkhad (cmirkhad) | 104.74 | 96% | 2023-01-01 |
| 3602. | David (davidjliu) | 104.74 | 90% | 2013-09-16 |
| 3603. | A Pigeon (a_pigeon) | 104.74 | 94% | 2015-10-03 |
| 3604. | Steffen (akhos) | 104.73 | 94% | 2013-06-06 |
| 3605. | claryiaa (spintu) | 104.73 | 98% | 2013-12-13 |
| 3606. | Bilbo (bilboballins) | 104.72 | 98.3% | 2023-06-18 |
| 3607. | Das FoO (foobird) | 104.72 | 100% | 2017-02-25 |
| 3608. | Xul (xul1) | 104.71 | — | 2011-01-02 |
| 3609. | aoeuidhtns (tamiya) | 104.71 | 93% | 2011-07-24 |
| 3610. | Bobbatron (bobbatron808) | 104.71 | 99% | 2018-02-22 |
| 3611. | Poring (chidorio) | 104.70 | 98% | 2022-05-03 |
| 3612. | Michael (petriomelony) | 104.70 | — | 2010-04-13 |
| 3613. | Colemak learner (winxton) | 104.70 | 98% | 2013-06-04 |
| 3614. | Leif (electricronny) | 104.69 | 97% | 2022-03-09 |
| 3615. | Quynh (jaysflowers) | 104.69 | 97% | 2014-04-21 |
| 3616. | Bryan (bzhou) | 104.69 | 95% | 2016-05-15 |
| 3617. | trishmapow (trishmapow) | 104.69 | 96% | 2016-10-15 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 97,954 | 74.88 | August 3, 2008 |
| Instant Death Mode | 140 | 73.09 | April 2, 2010 |
| Riverside Middle School | 5 | 47.69 | February 10, 2011 |
| ##typeracer | 4 | 60.57 | February 11, 2021 |
| TypeRacer Classic | 2 | 58.30 | May 28, 2021 |