And I said, I don't care if they lay me off either, because I told Bill that if they move my desk one more time, then I'm quitting, I'm going to quit. They've moved my desk four times already this year, and I used to be over by the window, and I could see the squirrels, and they were married, but then, they switched from the Swingline to the Boston stapler, but I kept my Swingline stapler.
—from Office Space, a movie by Mike Judge
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 9317. | Leonardo (leonidasewd) | 99.56 | 96% | 2023-02-03 |
| 9318. | M Ali +923104362942 (35wppm) | 99.56 | 99% | 2022-12-12 |
| 9319. | Chris (sodaaddict) | 99.55 | 95% | 2014-12-08 |
| 9320. | Foster (fluzii) | 99.55 | 97% | 2020-09-30 |
| 9321. | Aids (poonpwner) | 99.55 | 95% | 2014-02-04 |
| 9322. | rocky (_rock) | 99.55 | 95% | 2013-10-07 |
| 9323. | aseemsachdeva (aseemtypist) | 99.55 | 95% | 2012-08-28 |
| 9324. | bfs (justcardboard) | 99.55 | 92% | 2013-02-16 |
| 9325. | Lei Chi (leichi) | 99.55 | — | 2011-02-22 |
| 9326. | zak (zak92) | 99.55 | 99% | 2023-01-29 |
| 9327. | Twilight Sparkle (twilights... | 99.54 | 96% | 2012-08-30 |
| 9328. | Clarence (ha_saahn) | 99.54 | 97% | 2021-09-20 |
| 9329. | j (iamarenasnowscoldsweat) | 99.54 | 98% | 2013-08-16 |
| 9330. | ⦗10FF⦘ euij (euij) | 99.53 | 97% | 2018-11-10 |
| 9331. | Immy (immy7) | 99.53 | 97% | 2013-11-15 |
| 9332. | chekic (chekic) | 99.53 | 99% | 2021-03-09 |
| 9333. | claryiaa (spintu) | 99.51 | 92% | 2013-12-16 |
| 9334. | Matthew (mattyhassett) | 99.51 | 98% | 2021-03-21 |
| 9335. | corey (coreysuter) | 99.51 | 98% | 2011-08-21 |
| 9336. | rila (rilak) | 99.51 | 98% | 2022-06-27 |
| 9337. | Big (bigjohn05) | 99.51 | 99% | 2022-10-21 |
| 9338. | Paweł (uuyy) | 99.50 | 98% | 2015-11-08 |
| 9339. | Eric (symtomps) | 99.50 | 99% | 2022-06-23 |
| 9340. | alfos (alfos) | 99.50 | 94% | 2017-04-13 |
| 9341. | Minä (arabwinner) | 99.49 | 97% | 2021-06-26 |
| 9342. | Noah (kaderin) | 99.49 | 98% | 2017-10-30 |
| 9343. | Ameer (ameer) | 99.49 | — | 2009-12-13 |
| 9344. | Nevets (avecafe) | 99.49 | 96% | 2016-05-27 |
| 9345. | CheatingPinoy (filipinoscheat) | 99.49 | 97% | 2014-03-28 |
| 9346. | Lucas (lucasvogler) | 99.49 | 95% | 2014-05-08 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 119,690 | 84.32 | July 27, 2008 |
| Long Texts | 366 | 64.73 | January 3, 2017 |
| Instant Death Mode | 134 | 85.25 | March 29, 2010 |
| Riverside Middle School | 12 | 56.62 | February 9, 2011 |
| TypeRacer Classic | 2 | 98.97 | November 13, 2022 |