It's inhuman to serve the same food day after day. The Geneva Convention prohibits the killing of our taste buds! I simply cannot eat the same food day after day. Fish! Liver! Day after day! I've eaten a river of liver and an ocean of fish! I've eaten so much fish I'm ready to grow gills! I've eaten so much liver I can only make love if I'm smothered in bacon and onions! Are we going to stand for this? Are we going to let them do this to us? No, I say NO! We're not going to eat this dreck anymore! We want something else!
—from M*A*S*H, a other by Larry Gelbart
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 1947. | Paul (paulwhoisaghost) | 81.53 | 99% | 2019-03-03 |
| 1948. | Stanislav (stanmkh) | 81.53 | 99% | 2021-07-26 |
| 1949. | Buiman001 (buiman001) | 81.52 | 96% | 2018-09-16 |
| 1950. | Zach (zach_bill) | 81.52 | 97% | 2018-01-15 |
| 1951. | EdJr (edjr) | 81.51 | 97% | 2018-05-13 |
| 1952. | Cole (clptrsn) | 81.49 | 98% | 2019-07-20 |
| 1953. | Ronald (ron777) | 81.48 | 98% | 2019-04-01 |
| 1954. | Boris (bb667) | 81.47 | 96% | 2020-07-10 |
| 1955. | Scythetryx (scythetryx) | 81.46 | 96% | 2020-11-12 |
| 1956. | Freundschaft Bus (freundsch... | 81.46 | 97% | 2021-07-29 |
| 1957. | Daggerpov (read_my_name) | 81.46 | 97% | 2019-12-28 |
| 1958. | Paul (soonersfan6) | 81.44 | 99% | 2018-02-01 |
| 1959. | zhou (zyuhang255) | 81.42 | 98% | 2019-04-09 |
| 1960. | Adam (productiveatwork) | 81.41 | 97% | 2018-03-28 |
| 1961. | Tommy (dextonjl) | 81.40 | 96% | 2020-11-30 |
| 1962. | rk61 (lowda9) | 81.40 | 99% | 2018-01-03 |
| 1963. | illuwa (spils) | 81.39 | 97% | 2019-12-16 |
| 1964. | Tonmai (tonmaiisawesome) | 81.37 | 98% | 2020-04-05 |
| 1965. | Zach (encasedthought) | 81.37 | 97% | 2019-01-07 |
| 1966. | midnight (aw01) | 81.36 | 98% | 2020-09-02 |
| 1967. | leah (henrytheelectron) | 81.35 | 96% | 2019-04-23 |
| 1968. | Zac (kingzac18@yahoo.com) | 81.33 | 98% | 2020-10-21 |
| 1969. | dev (devsharma12) | 81.32 | 99% | 2020-12-13 |
| 1970. | Luke (povman) | 81.32 | 97% | 2019-07-28 |
| 1971. | Zhikouan (mikelee543) | 81.29 | 99% | 2018-08-18 |
| 1972. | Chris (alkalineii) | 81.29 | 97% | 2017-09-01 |
| 1973. | Awit (tomas1) | 81.28 | 97% | 2020-04-12 |
| 1974. | OsmDaniel (osmdaniel) | 81.28 | 97% | 2021-07-29 |
| 1975. | benben (20iq) | 81.27 | 97% | 2020-06-24 |
| 1976. | Jorn (volauvent99) | 81.26 | 96% | 2020-03-11 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 7,224 | 81.41 | August 27, 2017 |
| ᗜ Stenography | 9 | 59.44 | August 12, 2021 |
| Instant Death Mode | 3 | 107.60 | March 27, 2020 |
| Long Texts | 1 | 91.73 | July 11, 2017 |