The only message I got was from the company that holds my student loan, Sallie Mae. Sallie Mae sounds like a naive and barefoot hillbilly girl but in fact they are a ruthless and aggressive conglomeration of bullies located in a tall brick building somewhere in Kansas. I picture it to be the tallest building in that state and I have decided they hire their employees straight out of prison.
—from Holidays on Ice, a book by David Sedaris
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 7994. | tstats[lucdeloop] (lucdeloop) | 93.57 | 98% | 2022-12-17 |
| 7995. | Shiva (shivamalik) | 93.57 | 97% | 2015-01-10 |
| 7996. | twitch.tv/frazwah (frazwah) | 93.57 | 80% | 2014-01-14 |
| 7997. | darren (nunswithguns) | 93.56 | 96% | 2014-07-11 |
| 7998. | David (dmason1) | 93.56 | 96% | 2015-07-01 |
| 7999. | Kevin (windn6) | 93.56 | 97% | 2022-03-23 |
| 8000. | G (graboy) | 93.56 | 96% | 2022-01-01 |
| 8001. | Ricky (noxstilez) | 93.56 | 96% | 2014-05-05 |
| 8002. | musta mate (s_tisfaction) | 93.56 | 95% | 2019-03-30 |
| 8003. | viel (viel19) | 93.55 | 98% | 2021-05-30 |
| 8004. | klokl (klokl1) | 93.55 | 97.5% | 2023-08-28 |
| 8005. | Sylvan (smably) | 93.55 | 91% | 2011-12-25 |
| 8006. | Fadosa (fadosa) | 93.55 | 98% | 2022-02-27 |
| 8007. | Marc (marcopolo6263) | 93.55 | 96% | 2013-03-11 |
| 8008. | Z (babasmoke) | 93.54 | 98% | 2022-08-19 |
| 8009. | JanPaul (jphbergeson) | 93.54 | 100% | 2014-02-14 |
| 8010. | Evan (evarlese13) | 93.53 | 98% | 2022-05-27 |
| 8011. | spenboy (spenboy) | 93.53 | 98% | 2022-08-16 |
| 8012. | Robin (noliec) | 93.53 | 97% | 2012-10-01 |
| 8013. | Justin (firepwner) | 93.52 | 97% | 2021-06-14 |
| 8014. | Zoom Zoom (soccerman12345) | 93.52 | 98% | 2020-11-10 |
| 8015. | Yigithan (sturgis) | 93.52 | 98% | 2017-06-05 |
| 8016. | Andrew (yoyee1234) | 93.52 | 96% | 2011-12-09 |
| 8017. | wat (yoohoos) | 93.52 | 95% | 2013-01-07 |
| 8018. | j (luxlunae) | 93.51 | 98% | 2014-10-28 |
| 8019. | José Ricardo (programadorbq) | 93.51 | — | 2008-09-10 |
| 8020. | Ai (aibah) | 93.51 | 97% | 2022-08-20 |
| 8021. | Carlton (notlrac001) | 93.51 | 98% | 2021-04-24 |
| 8022. | Murk (marchell0) | 93.50 | 96% | 2022-10-13 |
| 8023. | Ran (randome513) | 93.50 | 94% | 2015-12-21 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 87,632 | 82.22 | August 19, 2008 |
| Long Texts | 161 | 81.25 | December 31, 2016 |
| Instant Death Mode | 95 | 85.68 | March 30, 2010 |
| ##typeracer | 5 | 79.83 | January 21, 2021 |
| Riverside Middle School | 1 | 61.44 | January 24, 2011 |