The only preventive thing I do is wash clothes after buying them in a thrift shop - this after catching crabs from a pair of used pants. I was in my midtwenties at the time and probably would have itched myself all the way to the bone had a friend not taken me to a drugstore.
—from When You Are Engulfed in Flames, a book by David Sedaris
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 9321. | (jvanderzee) | 101.97 | 98% | 2014-11-05 |
| 9322. | (amivu) | 101.97 | — | 2011-03-23 |
| 9323. | (bigjohn05) | 101.96 | 99% | 2023-05-13 |
| 9324. | (jjxjacpot) | 101.96 | 97% | 2022-04-27 |
| 9325. | (typegod1123) | 101.96 | 98% | 2019-01-31 |
| 9326. | (colinx69) | 101.96 | 97% | 2023-03-17 |
| 9327. | (lastalchemist) | 101.96 | 99% | 2022-06-27 |
| 9328. | Mendel (mendeljacks) | 101.96 | 99% | 2019-12-30 |
| 9329. | Jonathan (penguinicusaurus) | 101.96 | — | 2008-09-12 |
| 9330. | (mireknguyen) | 101.95 | 97% | 2022-12-27 |
| 9331. | (ultratype) | 101.95 | 96% | 2012-07-25 |
| 9332. | angelo (patuasic) | 101.95 | 96% | 2012-01-19 |
| 9333. | (jazbazvstoodming) | 101.95 | 95% | 2013-10-23 |
| 9334. | (bsulli10) | 101.95 | 89% | 2011-06-01 |
| 9335. | (memming) | 101.94 | 98% | 2022-03-06 |
| 9336. | (steamingpileofcowdung) | 101.94 | 99% | 2015-04-26 |
| 9337. | (mslib9) | 101.93 | 98% | 2022-09-28 |
| 9338. | (jagrad) | 101.93 | 99% | 2012-02-14 |
| 9339. | (spelx) | 101.93 | 92% | 2014-10-10 |
| 9340. | (cb4ever81) | 101.92 | 98% | 2014-08-25 |
| 9341. | (shakura) | 101.92 | 96% | 2020-03-12 |
| 9342. | (wenwenuwu) | 101.91 | 99% | 2022-12-23 |
| 9343. | Ramsey (tackheads) | 101.91 | 98.3% | 2023-10-19 |
| 9344. | (taren) | 101.91 | 88% | 2017-01-28 |
| 9345. | (sixen) | 101.90 | 85% | 2013-12-14 |
| 9346. | (xalic23) | 101.90 | 98% | 2013-01-21 |
| 9347. | (sir_speedy) | 101.89 | 99% | 2017-08-25 |
| 9348. | (savagetyper) | 101.89 | 96% | 2016-02-22 |
| 9349. | Kyle (mydoricon) | 101.89 | 98% | 2020-03-02 |
| 9350. | (jstlink) | 101.89 | 96% | 2016-03-22 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 133,371 | 85.51 | August 19, 2008 |
| Instant Death Mode | 321 | 81.91 | March 29, 2010 |
| Riverside Middle School | 4 | 48.47 | January 25, 2011 |
| ##typeracer | 1 | 47.66 | July 22, 2022 |