So my heart goes out to them. Figuratively. I would never actually entrust my heart to scientists - they'd probably implant it in a baboon. And a baboon with my heart would be practically unstoppable. Baboon strength and agility combined with my determination and media savvy? It would be a threat to all of humanity.
—from I Am America (And So Can You), a book by Stephen Colbert
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 27601. | Trung (parosimon) | 56.88 | 94% | 2014-07-15 |
| 27602. | Aidan (aidanvyas) | 56.88 | 94% | 2022-12-30 |
| 27603. | l3tranchi (l3tranchi) | 56.87 | — | 2009-08-14 |
| 27604. | Mahmud (mhossain) | 56.87 | — | 2010-08-17 |
| 27605. | Thang (thangnh) | 56.87 | 97% | 2019-08-23 |
| 27606. | Sava (savke) | 56.87 | 93% | 2015-03-09 |
| 27607. | Ghoz (napatzat) | 56.87 | 89% | 2016-02-19 |
| 27608. | Abhilekh (abhilekhsingh041992) | 56.87 | 95% | 2021-02-10 |
| 27609. | Ace (ace_d_bortogas) | 56.87 | 97% | 2022-02-24 |
| 27610. | Shimanto (shimant0) | 56.87 | 98% | 2023-04-13 |
| 27611. | Adil (nemezidus) | 56.87 | 89% | 2016-05-12 |
| 27612. | Pratik (pratiktuladhar) | 56.86 | 97% | 2016-09-16 |
| 27613. | kid (kidkaitou) | 56.86 | — | 2011-04-11 |
| 27614. | Jacky (s03311251) | 56.86 | 96% | 2022-08-20 |
| 27615. | Nick (nick1236) | 56.86 | 95% | 2021-05-25 |
| 27616. | Predator (predator07) | 56.86 | 96% | 2023-06-22 |
| 27617. | Louis (louishang) | 56.85 | 95% | 2011-06-02 |
| 27618. | Zen (zenn) | 56.85 | — | 2009-07-03 |
| 27619. | Richie (richie11) | 56.85 | 94% | 2019-05-22 |
| 27620. | Sharan (spellsharp) | 56.85 | 95.3% | 2023-08-28 |
| 27621. | Cameron Brown (cameron613) | 56.85 | 93% | 2023-09-16 |
| 27622. | Atm. Towhid (towhidbd) | 56.85 | 96.5% | 2023-09-10 |
| 27623. | Alicia (aca5191) | 56.84 | — | 2008-11-19 |
| 27624. | Anthony (nyspyda) | 56.84 | 94% | 2012-10-20 |
| 27625. | Michael (yetanother) | 56.84 | 95% | 2015-06-16 |
| 27626. | cotrex (cotrex) | 56.84 | — | 2008-09-21 |
| 27627. | LongGone (byejack123) | 56.84 | 96% | 2020-01-21 |
| 27628. | arush (arush11) | 56.84 | 96% | 2023-05-04 |
| 27629. | Robert (robbie050216) | 56.83 | 94% | 2016-05-03 |
| 27630. | krishna (silentkillerexp) | 56.83 | 96% | 2022-05-14 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 97,954 | 74.88 | August 3, 2008 |
| Instant Death Mode | 140 | 73.09 | April 2, 2010 |
| Riverside Middle School | 5 | 47.69 | February 10, 2011 |
| ##typeracer | 4 | 60.57 | February 11, 2021 |
| TypeRacer Classic | 2 | 58.30 | May 28, 2021 |