I hope that our few remaining friends give up on trying to save us. I hope we come up with a fail-safe plot to piss off the dumb few that forgave us. I hope the fences we mended fall down beneath their own weight, and I hope we hang on past the last exit. I hope it's already too late.
—from No Children, a song by The Mountain Goats
Active since January 13, 2017.
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 4498. | Blank (ct7567) | 104.45 | 97.2% | 2023-07-14 |
| 4499. | Zito (zrelova) | 104.43 | 98% | 2022-09-15 |
| 4500. | Murakumo (lestrade123) | 104.43 | 98% | 2023-05-07 |
| 4501. | Jayden (y4nrui) | 104.42 | 97% | 2022-01-17 |
| 4502. | Jack (kyongahlstrom) | 104.42 | 98% | 2018-11-09 |
| 4503. | Audric (audriccl) | 104.42 | 97% | 2018-06-18 |
| 4504. | Borges (borgesbourgignon) | 104.41 | 98% | 2023-04-11 |
| 4505. | Donovan (hadronninja) | 104.41 | 99% | 2021-03-08 |
| 4506. | Old Theme Rocks (dthp32776) | 104.40 | 98% | 2020-05-09 |
| 4507. | 舞龙等于春节 (ethan_k) | 104.38 | 97.2% | 2024-03-09 |
| 4508. | AI 2002 (ai2002) | 104.37 | 97% | 2024-12-04 |
| 4509. | akim (realakimnas) | 104.37 | 97% | 2023-01-26 |
| 4510. | 11fingers (agent_m) | 104.36 | 98% | 2023-03-26 |
| 4511. | Olivia (oklee) | 104.36 | 98% | 2024-04-30 |
| 4512. | Shaney (shanejg232) | 104.36 | 97% | 2023-11-08 |
| 4513. | i cant type (o_o_f) | 104.36 | 97% | 2021-06-22 |
| 4514. | Orange (orangelover7) | 104.35 | 98% | 2025-12-17 |
| 4515. | JoshKeebs (joshdub9707) | 104.35 | 97% | 2025-02-07 |
| 4516. | Ivyez (ivyez) | 104.35 | 96% | 2025-08-17 |
| 4517. | Evan (speedynave) | 104.35 | 98% | 2020-09-03 |
| 4518. | yunski (yunski) | 104.34 | 99% | 2019-12-10 |
| 4519. | Stevie (alex7431) | 104.34 | 97% | 2024-02-23 |
| 4520. | Jason (jasonw1121) | 104.34 | 96% | 2021-11-15 |
| 4521. | ZhenZhen (alphazhen) | 104.34 | 96% | 2021-08-14 |
| 4522. | pielov3 (pielov3) | 104.34 | 98% | 2017-09-06 |
| 4523. | Michael (michaelch) | 104.33 | 98.1% | 2025-01-27 |
| 4524. | develsixteen (develsixteen) | 104.33 | 98% | 2023-02-05 |
| 4525. | Alexei (mrzantrax) | 104.33 | 97.2% | 2025-02-12 |
| 4526. | Petri (akheron) | 104.33 | 99% | 2022-11-04 |
| 4527. | Adem (paramone) | 104.32 | 96.9% | 2021-02-16 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 43,238 | 84.01 | January 13, 2017 |
| Instant Death Mode | 38 | 96.26 | July 18, 2019 |
| ᗜ Stenography | 5 | 102.10 | December 23, 2021 |