The only message I got was from the company that holds my student loan, Sallie Mae. Sallie Mae sounds like a naive and barefoot hillbilly girl but in fact they are a ruthless and aggressive conglomeration of bullies located in a tall brick building somewhere in Kansas. I picture it to be the tallest building in that state and I have decided they hire their employees straight out of prison.
—from Holidays on Ice, a book by David Sedaris
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 17498. | (brxndoff) | 75.47 | 97% | 2019-03-13 |
| 17499. | (oturan11) | 75.47 | 95% | 2021-04-10 |
| 17500. | (marcoangelojp016) | 75.47 | 95.7% | 2021-02-01 |
| 17501. | (funger99) | 75.47 | 98% | 2021-10-04 |
| 17502. | (cesarg) | 75.47 | — | 2010-09-08 |
| 17503. | (tunetyper) | 75.47 | 96% | 2017-05-28 |
| 17504. | (shelterscratch) | 75.47 | 91% | 2013-03-05 |
| 17505. | (ngkynam) | 75.47 | — | 2008-10-28 |
| 17506. | (pastel_cowboy) | 75.46 | 97% | 2022-07-23 |
| 17507. | (smychavo) | 75.46 | 96% | 2020-07-17 |
| 17508. | (breezeee) | 75.46 | 97% | 2021-02-10 |
| 17509. | (hamkor) | 75.46 | 95% | 2021-05-20 |
| 17510. | (kurumaw) | 75.46 | — | 2010-11-29 |
| 17511. | Angelo (weezi) | 75.46 | 90% | 2013-12-18 |
| 17512. | (nighil) | 75.46 | 96% | 2017-11-04 |
| 17513. | (john_z) | 75.46 | 95% | 2015-08-02 |
| 17514. | (emederos) | 75.45 | 97% | 2014-09-01 |
| 17515. | (sylv81ct) | 75.45 | 93% | 2016-05-19 |
| 17516. | dooba (doobakeung) | 75.45 | 98% | 2022-11-03 |
| 17517. | (chudooder) | 75.45 | 91% | 2012-11-22 |
| 17518. | (syztyqus) | 75.45 | 96% | 2020-07-25 |
| 17519. | (speedylevy) | 75.45 | 97% | 2011-11-05 |
| 17520. | osmio190 (osmio190) | 75.45 | — | 2010-10-24 |
| 17521. | (mobrien1794) | 75.45 | 94% | 2012-05-04 |
| 17522. | (aldoadhi) | 75.44 | 97% | 2022-01-01 |
| 17523. | (anaru797) | 75.44 | 96% | 2021-05-15 |
| 17524. | (snailzzy) | 75.44 | 97% | 2021-03-09 |
| 17525. | (lukaszx) | 75.44 | 95% | 2015-04-15 |
| 17526. | Mrityunjay (mrityunjay9) | 75.44 | 91% | 2016-03-22 |
| 17527. | (tphuc112358) | 75.44 | 93% | 2013-12-21 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 87,632 | 82.22 | August 19, 2008 |
| Long Texts | 161 | 81.25 | December 31, 2016 |
| Instant Death Mode | 95 | 85.68 | March 30, 2010 |
| ##typeracer | 5 | 79.83 | January 21, 2021 |
| Riverside Middle School | 1 | 61.44 | January 24, 2011 |