I was stealing saltshakers again. Ten, sometimes twelve a night, shoving them in my pockets, hiding them up my sleeves, smuggling them out of bars and diners and anywhere else I could find them. In the morning, wherever I woke up, I was always covered in salt. I was cured meat. I had become beef jerky. Even as a small, small child, I knew it would one day come to this.
—from Apathy and Other Small Victories, a book by Paul Neilan
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 5451. | haku (clockmen) | 99.05 | 99.7% | 2025-02-12 |
| 5452. | Leo (leo099) | 99.05 | 98% | 2024-04-15 |
| 5453. | Simba (simba_10) | 99.05 | 98.3% | 2024-12-06 |
| 5454. | Max (hooterr) | 99.05 | 98% | 2022-12-29 |
| 5455. | Special Guest (ssguest) | 99.05 | 99% | 2015-06-19 |
| 5456. | JamesK (jamesk123) | 99.05 | 92% | 2017-01-30 |
| 5457. | fantasy (fantasy4) | 99.04 | 97% | 2022-05-18 |
| 5458. | Daniel (daniiiiiii) | 99.04 | 97% | 2023-05-20 |
| 5459. | BabushkaThief (bababu1) | 99.04 | 97% | 2023-01-12 |
| 5460. | mashallah tabarakallah coal... | 99.04 | 98% | 2019-09-25 |
| 5461. | bigrat.monster (fingerlessr... | 99.03 | 97% | 2025-03-11 |
| 5462. | Áron (junkpot) | 99.03 | 95% | 2015-10-03 |
| 5463. | Stephen (kungszehon) | 99.02 | 98% | 2017-07-06 |
| 5464. | Ben (alestz) | 99.02 | 97% | 2017-08-24 |
| 5465. | Owen (0wenli) | 99.01 | 96.1% | 2024-09-23 |
| 5466. | Loser (dmred49) | 99.01 | 98% | 2019-12-23 |
| 5467. | NdzPlz (nathanjr123) | 99.00 | 98% | 2026-04-16 |
| 5468. | slo (07dishwasherbob8) | 99.00 | 96% | 2023-11-01 |
| 5469. | Jack (speedycube) | 99.00 | 97% | 2020-10-26 |
| 5470. | East (eastwind21) | 99.00 | 98% | 2021-10-25 |
| 5471. | doubleyew (touchtypist99) | 99.00 | 94% | 2015-10-26 |
| 5472. | Gb9vsUyEfXfK (a6wpaejayfpr) | 98.99 | 89% | 2016-11-10 |
| 5473. | Thomas (onlyphams) | 98.98 | 98% | 2023-04-06 |
| 5474. | Jay (jaysoju) | 98.98 | 98% | 2020-10-17 |
| 5475. | Chynna (chynnatown) | 98.98 | 95% | 2015-07-16 |
| 5476. | HoneyBadger (kabayanhustler) | 98.98 | 96% | 2015-06-11 |
| 5477. | dhong44 (daniel_hong) | 98.98 | 95% | 2016-02-05 |
| 5478. | Jrome (jromepowernais) | 98.98 | 96% | 2015-04-23 |
| 5479. | Sid (sidcode) | 98.97 | 97% | 2016-11-23 |
| 5480. | J (jonahj45) | 98.95 | 97% | 2021-05-09 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 51,486 | 82.88 | April 3, 2015 |
| Long Texts | 131 | 82.73 | December 31, 2016 |
| Instant Death Mode | 29 | 101.03 | March 7, 2019 |
| ᗜ Stenography | 0 | 0.00 | January 1, 1970 |