I hope that our few remaining friends give up on trying to save us. I hope we come up with a fail-safe plot to piss off the dumb few that forgave us. I hope the fences we mended fall down beneath their own weight, and I hope we hang on past the last exit. I hope it's already too late.
—from No Children, a song by The Mountain Goats
Active since January 13, 2017.
285 total characters in this text.
View Pit Stop page for this text
| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 8643. | twitch.tv/blademasterrush (... | 90.06 | 97% | 2019-11-22 |
| 8644. | Rodrigo (alang217) | 90.06 | 96% | 2020-06-20 |
| 8645. | PapaSneech (papasneech) | 90.05 | 99% | 2025-07-10 |
| 8646. | Alexander (prayforwinter) | 90.05 | 98% | 2020-11-02 |
| 8647. | Dyl (dbambino) | 90.05 | 98% | 2018-05-22 |
| 8648. | El Jefe (el_jefe) | 90.05 | 97% | 2020-02-02 |
| 8649. | Jorge (jquiroz728) | 90.04 | 97.3% | 2024-06-06 |
| 8650. | Brock Pinkman (brock_pinkman) | 90.03 | 97.7% | 2023-12-12 |
| 8651. | kita (kita01) | 90.03 | 98% | 2021-07-02 |
| 8652. | Marcus (flowerskullbeige) | 90.03 | 97% | 2022-01-28 |
| 8653. | cheryyyyy (cheryyyyy) | 90.03 | 97% | 2021-01-16 |
| 8654. | stayquietpeasants (neotitan... | 90.02 | 96.7% | 2024-12-03 |
| 8655. | kallé (kalle123) | 90.02 | 98% | 2023-04-23 |
| 8656. | Vincent (filtertype) | 90.02 | 97% | 2021-12-01 |
| 8657. | yuhhhhhhh (sinonrei) | 90.02 | 98% | 2020-02-07 |
| 8658. | Kevin (bigtimetyperacer) | 90.01 | 97% | 2021-03-14 |
| 8659. | Jay (aasiaat) | 90.00 | 97.2% | 2023-08-28 |
| 8660. | Noah (puckbunny86) | 90.00 | 97% | 2023-09-04 |
| 8661. | Sazu (sazujr) | 90.00 | 95% | 2024-04-24 |
| 8662. | Joy (joy_1) | 90.00 | 98% | 2023-01-24 |
| 8663. | Speedswiper (speedswiper) | 90.00 | 95% | 2021-08-21 |
| 8664. | Zurkish (zurkish) | 89.99 | 95% | 2021-06-06 |
| 8665. | Leon (leonume) | 89.99 | 96% | 2023-06-09 |
| 8666. | Jusuf (kz99) | 89.99 | 96.8% | 2023-07-02 |
| 8667. | Jaren (waff13cak3) | 89.99 | 97% | 2019-10-21 |
| 8668. | Michael (cus4ever) | 89.98 | 98% | 2020-08-17 |
| 8669. | bribe stop being a ssy and ... | 89.98 | 97.1% | 2023-09-21 |
| 8670. | puthin_p2n (bugsmasher) | 89.98 | 97% | 2022-05-15 |
| 8671. | 🐸bingus🐸 (dearmr) | 89.98 | 96% | 2021-08-12 |
| 8672. | Yogi (y0g3) | 89.98 | 96% | 2020-01-09 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 43,238 | 84.01 | January 13, 2017 |
| Instant Death Mode | 38 | 96.26 | July 18, 2019 |
| ᗜ Stenography | 5 | 102.10 | December 23, 2021 |