I was crying pointlessly on the kitchen floor. As was common practice during bouts of floor-crying, I was staring straight ahead at nothing in particular and feeling sort of weird about myself. Then, through the film of tears and nothingness, I spotted a tiny shriveled piece of corn under the refrigerator. I don't claim to know why this happened, but when I saw the piece of corn, something snapped inside me, and then that thing twisted through a few permutations of logic that I don't understand, and produced the most confusing bout of uncontrollable, debilitating laughter that I have ever experienced.
—from Hyperbole and a half, a book by Alexandra Brosh
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 3312. | Bol Bol (bolbolenjoyer) | 73.78 | 96% | 2025-02-20 |
| 3313. | Orca (slowmotioner) | 73.75 | 97.5% | 2024-04-14 |
| 3314. | Sultan (sultanreal) | 73.75 | 96% | 2026-01-28 |
| 3315. | shrimpmoney (diatommy554) | 73.70 | 97% | 2024-07-22 |
| 3316. | Karol Trzesniowski (ustepmi... | 73.67 | 96.3% | 2023-10-02 |
| 3317. | Ktren (kfashaun) | 73.64 | 97% | 2025-01-07 |
| 3318. | Christine Merriweather (one... | 73.63 | 96.7% | 2023-12-10 |
| 3319. | Stephanie (naderly) | 73.63 | 96.2% | 2024-08-16 |
| 3320. | c (cca0) | 73.61 | 96% | 2025-03-12 |
| 3321. | Nic (hoooosdifuh) | 73.60 | 97% | 2023-04-23 |
| 3322. | Fast (ferealqq) | 73.59 | 96% | 2023-04-13 |
| 3323. | khairul (kairose) | 73.59 | 96% | 2023-08-06 |
| 3324. | Eugene (jemcik) | 73.58 | 98% | 2025-07-16 |
| 3325. | Grey (greyr42) | 73.56 | 96% | 2023-08-29 |
| 3326. | Sparky (sparky17) | 73.53 | 96% | 2023-07-17 |
| 3327. | Jack Hofferson (janhalt94) | 73.52 | 96% | 2024-10-31 |
| 3328. | Spartan (speedrunner1) | 73.49 | 97% | 2026-01-20 |
| 3329. | Star (stareffendy) | 73.47 | 97% | 2023-04-26 |
| 3330. | alam (alamjael) | 73.47 | 97.2% | 2023-10-06 |
| 3331. | ccu (cuhlig) | 73.46 | 96.6% | 2023-08-31 |
| 3332. | Finma (finma) | 73.42 | 96.4% | 2023-07-25 |
| 3333. | Sophie (sophie0407) | 73.40 | 95.7% | 2024-02-22 |
| 3334. | nate (usernamenate) | 73.38 | 99% | 2025-02-04 |
| 3335. | Gurta (gmaster31) | 73.37 | 97% | 2023-08-31 |
| 3336. | albertchris (albertchris) | 73.36 | 96.5% | 2024-07-06 |
| 3337. | Bob (dawnus) | 73.35 | 96% | 2025-11-07 |
| 3338. | PhaTTypes (phattypes) | 73.32 | 95.1% | 2024-01-18 |
| 3339. | ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) (warrine... | 73.30 | 96.3% | 2024-09-05 |
| 3340. | oscar (oscarhinxdd) | 73.29 | 98.2% | 2023-10-12 |
| 3341. | Mike (gotouchgrass) | 73.28 | 95% | 2023-12-19 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 4,268 | 96.84 | April 12, 2023 |