Most people can motivate themselves to do things simply by knowing that those things need to be done. But not me. For me, motivation is this horrible, scary game where I try to make myself do something while I actively avoid doing it. If I win, I have to do something I don't want to do. If I lose, I'm one step closer to ruining my entire life. And I never know whether I'm going to win or lose until the last second.
—from Hyperbole and a half: Unfortunate Situations, Flawed Coping Mechanisms, Mayhem, and Other Things That Happened, a book by Alexandra Brosh
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 3172. | OnYourLeft (on_your_left95) | 93.11 | 97.2% | 2024-07-11 |
| 3173. | សុខសប្បាយ... | 93.11 | 98.9% | 2023-08-05 |
| 3174. | Alaa Kaabachi (alaa_kaabachi) | 93.09 | 98% | 2025-05-15 |
| 3175. | a0 (quannt) | 93.08 | 99% | 2025-07-09 |
| 3176. | OW0974 (obrie_w) | 93.08 | 96.8% | 2023-10-20 |
| 3177. | Nemanja (nemanja995) | 93.08 | 95.8% | 2024-03-02 |
| 3178. | De9mond (uniwite) | 93.08 | 96% | 2023-11-12 |
| 3179. | Almer (almer04) | 93.07 | 97.5% | 2025-03-16 |
| 3180. | Auram (auram) | 93.06 | 96.8% | 2024-11-07 |
| 3181. | Abhas (imabhas) | 93.06 | 97.8% | 2024-07-21 |
| 3182. | Don Abdrabo (abdrabo7) | 93.06 | 98.9% | 2023-08-29 |
| 3183. | mf (mf_splinter) | 93.05 | 98% | 2023-04-21 |
| 3184. | Shourya (shourya_goddesh) | 93.04 | 96% | 2024-05-16 |
| 3185. | BrokenKeyboard (ooololooo) | 93.03 | 98% | 2026-01-03 |
| 3186. | Nagaku (nagaku) | 93.02 | 96% | 2023-10-26 |
| 3187. | no (ieatdrywall) | 93.01 | 96.8% | 2024-04-24 |
| 3188. | Spartan (speedrunner1) | 93.00 | 97% | 2026-05-03 |
| 3189. | Gab (gabbyme) | 93.00 | 97% | 2025-05-08 |
| 3190. | sergei (mngr777) | 92.99 | 100% | 2026-01-31 |
| 3191. | HodgeVJ (hodgevj) | 92.99 | 96% | 2026-01-29 |
| 3192. | Abbey (abbey240901) | 92.99 | 99.1% | 2023-07-11 |
| 3193. | Dominik (domin13cz) | 92.99 | 97% | 2026-03-16 |
| 3194. | popcorn (popcorn123123) | 92.98 | 98% | 2024-05-23 |
| 3195. | YZZUB (chuang010896) | 92.97 | 97.9% | 2024-12-04 |
| 3196. | Hu Tao (hu_tao_c6) | 92.96 | 98% | 2025-06-29 |
| 3197. | AntagonisMoose (antagonismo... | 92.95 | 99.1% | 2024-09-19 |
| 3198. | dqwlol (dqwlol) | 92.95 | 97.9% | 2024-07-25 |
| 3199. | Nuransh (nuransh584) | 92.94 | 98% | 2024-04-26 |
| 3200. | Alec Pingue (kidpenguin264) | 92.94 | 98% | 2023-12-05 |
| 3201. | Jinf931 (jinf931) | 92.94 | 96.4% | 2024-08-16 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 7,212 | 100.58 | April 13, 2023 |