I hope I cut myself shaving tomorrow. I hope it bleeds all day long. Our friends say it's darkest before the sun rises; we're pretty sure they're all wrong.
—from No Children, a song by The Mountain Goats
Active since January 13, 2017.
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 14229. | Jake (startler03) | 78.10 | 96.8% | 2023-12-26 |
| 14230. | Kevin (dabzd) | 78.10 | 97% | 2022-06-24 |
| 14231. | Isaac (gunpqwder) | 78.10 | 95.1% | 2021-01-31 |
| 14232. | Prabhu (prabhusengal) | 78.09 | 98% | 2020-02-22 |
| 14233. | Kiito (drybones41) | 78.09 | 93% | 2020-08-22 |
| 14234. | Sang (ballsynuts) | 78.09 | 96% | 2021-02-28 |
| 14235. | Joseph (trickyjogo) | 78.09 | 95% | 2020-11-10 |
| 14236. | Daniel (irrrlrvant) | 78.09 | 97% | 2020-10-18 |
| 14237. | Adolf (adoif) | 78.08 | 96% | 2019-03-04 |
| 14238. | windi_agli4 (windi_agli4) | 78.07 | 96% | 2022-04-01 |
| 14239. | Ben (thebenman7dv) | 78.07 | 97.2% | 2025-03-15 |
| 14240. | _ (icely) | 78.07 | 97% | 2023-08-02 |
| 14241. | Connor Rose (crose21801) | 78.06 | 95% | 2025-01-08 |
| 14242. | west (supernova_00) | 78.06 | 98.8% | 2023-09-10 |
| 14243. | person (person_900) | 78.06 | 95% | 2022-04-01 |
| 14244. | Juan (juanpunch) | 78.06 | 97% | 2021-02-09 |
| 14245. | SanjaySK (sanjaysk) | 78.05 | 96% | 2023-08-08 |
| 14246. | ... (jupe86) | 78.05 | 95% | 2023-08-16 |
| 14247. | Derek (zocdeta) | 78.05 | 99% | 2017-02-24 |
| 14248. | Test (besttestquest) | 78.05 | 97% | 2018-01-20 |
| 14249. | Alexandre (speedocubealex) | 78.05 | 95% | 2017-03-07 |
| 14250. | Kirsten (kpaisley) | 78.03 | 99% | 2019-12-16 |
| 14251. | NikoStrydum (nikostrydum_221) | 78.03 | 95% | 2020-07-17 |
| 14252. | Vittal (vittalgpai) | 78.03 | 93% | 2017-05-03 |
| 14253. | Brando (bolivo12) | 78.02 | 97% | 2019-06-02 |
| 14254. | Pasang (irex124) | 78.01 | 95.9% | 2023-12-08 |
| 14255. | Minh Hải (minhhai) | 78.00 | 97% | 2021-08-29 |
| 14256. | EXTEMION (loowaikwan) | 78.00 | 95% | 2022-01-08 |
| 14257. | tstats[sirojiddinov] (siroj... | 78.00 | 96% | 2024-04-19 |
| 14258. | Tarif (tarifdxd) | 78.00 | 97% | 2022-12-04 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 48,914 | 84.34 | January 13, 2017 |
| Instant Death Mode | 231 | 87.71 | December 17, 2018 |
| ᗜ Stenography | 6 | 106.66 | July 19, 2021 |