So my heart goes out to them. Figuratively. I would never actually entrust my heart to scientists - they'd probably implant it in a baboon. And a baboon with my heart would be practically unstoppable. Baboon strength and agility combined with my determination and media savvy? It would be a threat to all of humanity.
—from I Am America (And So Can You), a book by Stephen Colbert
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 32062. | kizzgotnorest (kizznorest) | 49.22 | 94% | 2022-11-12 |
| 32063. | Tu (baotu) | 49.22 | 93% | 2013-09-13 |
| 32064. | Mohit (mohit_sk143) | 49.22 | 94% | 2014-01-22 |
| 32065. | maryam (marr) | 49.22 | — | 2010-01-10 |
| 32066. | Mario (marioa) | 49.21 | 88% | 2012-10-16 |
| 32067. | Beket (bayemirov) | 49.21 | 95% | 2017-12-01 |
| 32068. | krys (krysop) | 49.20 | 95% | 2022-01-12 |
| 32069. | yeogi (yeogi) | 49.20 | 95% | 2021-01-16 |
| 32070. | Ali (mmo06) | 49.20 | — | 2010-01-29 |
| 32071. | Shivansh (zneth) | 49.19 | 95% | 2021-05-14 |
| 32072. | Mug Hill (mug_hill) | 49.19 | 95.7% | 2023-07-03 |
| 32073. | PhanhotboY (phanhotboy) | 49.19 | 97% | 2023-04-30 |
| 32074. | Radek (boix) | 49.19 | 94% | 2021-01-14 |
| 32075. | Troppols (troppols) | 49.19 | 94% | 2021-03-10 |
| 32076. | karan (karangupta12) | 49.19 | 96% | 2014-03-20 |
| 32077. | Race (race_again) | 49.19 | — | 2011-04-01 |
| 32078. | Monica (pikaninja) | 49.18 | 98% | 2019-04-03 |
| 32079. | Noel (no_eru) | 49.18 | 92% | 2022-03-08 |
| 32080. | Jiaxing (hj1ax) | 49.18 | 95% | 2021-01-24 |
| 32081. | Andres (speedhopper) | 49.18 | 91% | 2015-11-10 |
| 32082. | Cuckoo. (andrew006) | 49.18 | 89% | 2014-09-09 |
| 32083. | bigdaddy (kevinisreallygay) | 49.17 | 94% | 2022-10-10 |
| 32084. | Matt (makeanameforyourself) | 49.17 | 97% | 2017-12-31 |
| 32085. | Mat (mabernet) | 49.17 | 91% | 2013-08-12 |
| 32086. | Shawn (eastzer0) | 49.16 | 94% | 2018-04-12 |
| 32087. | David (burnt_tree) | 49.16 | 94% | 2023-07-25 |
| 32088. | Ashutosh (ashutosh948) | 49.16 | 95.8% | 2023-08-02 |
| 32089. | nart (nartyaltchin) | 49.16 | 94% | 2021-06-04 |
| 32090. | Manish (hi_son) | 49.16 | 95% | 2023-02-09 |
| 32091. | Klemen (knviper) | 49.16 | — | 2010-01-04 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 97,954 | 74.88 | August 3, 2008 |
| Instant Death Mode | 140 | 73.09 | April 2, 2010 |
| Riverside Middle School | 5 | 47.69 | February 10, 2011 |
| ##typeracer | 4 | 60.57 | February 11, 2021 |
| TypeRacer Classic | 2 | 58.30 | May 28, 2021 |