I was stealing saltshakers again. Ten, sometimes twelve a night, shoving them in my pockets, hiding them up my sleeves, smuggling them out of bars and diners and anywhere else I could find them. In the morning, wherever I woke up, I was always covered in salt. I was cured meat. I had become beef jerky. Even as a small, small child, I knew it would one day come to this.
—from Apathy and Other Small Victories, a book by Paul Neilan
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 9477. | Thang (thangvu7) | 87.18 | 97% | 2021-06-14 |
| 9478. | Armando (bicochito) | 87.17 | 97% | 2023-03-16 |
| 9479. | pablo (pablo_rm1197) | 87.17 | 96.3% | 2024-08-12 |
| 9480. | Rearia (rearia) | 87.17 | 95% | 2017-08-13 |
| 9481. | 4b786NI4Us (laurier001) | 87.17 | 97% | 2018-06-27 |
| 9482. | Morsbøl (morsboel) | 87.16 | 94% | 2017-04-06 |
| 9483. | Jan (yentzeg) | 87.16 | 97% | 2021-01-01 |
| 9484. | SwissMade (swissmade122) | 87.16 | 98% | 2020-03-01 |
| 9485. | Susie (susieq22) | 87.16 | 97% | 2018-01-26 |
| 9486. | Nura (an10nim4ik) | 87.15 | 95% | 2022-11-19 |
| 9487. | Enrico (enricofadly354) | 87.15 | 99.5% | 2025-04-16 |
| 9488. | Simeon (skrtable) | 87.15 | 98% | 2023-07-15 |
| 9489. | Saad (saad9766) | 87.14 | 97% | 2024-05-08 |
| 9490. | Jake (jake_tyler) | 87.14 | 97% | 2020-08-24 |
| 9491. | poqe8819 (poqe8819) | 87.13 | 98% | 2021-05-12 |
| 9492. | Paul (laule9) | 87.13 | 96% | 2023-02-15 |
| 9493. | bush_ (jonitypestyping099) | 87.12 | 95.6% | 2025-02-10 |
| 9494. | summerdays (feelslikesummer) | 87.12 | 98% | 2022-03-18 |
| 9495. | Soggy (soggydog) | 87.12 | 98% | 2023-08-17 |
| 9496. | Arthas (arthalich) | 87.12 | 98% | 2022-06-24 |
| 9497. | Wind (windywind) | 87.12 | 97% | 2023-07-26 |
| 9498. | Speedflexer (speedflexer) | 87.12 | 96% | 2022-03-23 |
| 9499. | Mark (phoenixxix) | 87.12 | 96% | 2019-06-05 |
| 9500. | sashaannmarcy (sashaannmarcy) | 87.10 | 97% | 2024-12-15 |
| 9501. | Shoe (shoebox004) | 87.10 | 96% | 2021-10-24 |
| 9502. | Ghrenix (ghrenix) | 87.10 | 94% | 2017-02-28 |
| 9503. | Mateus (k0walsk1) | 87.10 | 97% | 2019-11-22 |
| 9504. | deadpool (deadpool__) | 87.09 | 94.9% | 2024-07-05 |
| 9505. | Ben (bendover_yuh) | 87.09 | 98% | 2024-09-23 |
| 9506. | kraken (pronto1) | 87.09 | 97.2% | 2023-10-30 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 51,486 | 82.88 | April 3, 2015 |
| Long Texts | 131 | 82.73 | December 31, 2016 |
| Instant Death Mode | 29 | 101.03 | March 7, 2019 |