So my heart goes out to them. Figuratively. I would never actually entrust my heart to scientists - they'd probably implant it in a baboon. And a baboon with my heart would be practically unstoppable. Baboon strength and agility combined with my determination and media savvy? It would be a threat to all of humanity.
—from I Am America (And So Can You), a book by Stephen Colbert
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 9086. | rUbbish (rubbisheap) | 87.71 | 94% | 2014-07-28 |
| 9087. | WellHungOver (jmpayne) | 87.71 | 95% | 2016-03-09 |
| 9088. | Jeff (im_a_chicken) | 87.71 | — | 2010-09-17 |
| 9089. | Christian (chriisadam) | 87.71 | 97% | 2012-12-03 |
| 9090. | Davendra (wizxon) | 87.70 | 89% | 2013-02-15 |
| 9091. | Nick (epicdegree) | 87.70 | 97% | 2018-07-08 |
| 9092. | jose (superpepino) | 87.70 | — | 2010-04-07 |
| 9093. | Queros (toxicpig) | 87.70 | 94% | 2011-05-12 |
| 9094. | deathnoteaccuracy (deathnot... | 87.70 | 97% | 2011-06-02 |
| 9095. | Tmo (zvblast) | 87.69 | 95% | 2013-06-10 |
| 9096. | super (mermaid_ariel) | 87.69 | — | 2011-02-27 |
| 9097. | na (nanaracer) | 87.68 | 96% | 2022-06-26 |
| 9098. | keke (hpchco) | 87.68 | 97% | 2023-01-03 |
| 9099. | Dr (roman736) | 87.68 | 95% | 2013-10-21 |
| 9100. | phil (philerd) | 87.68 | 91% | 2015-11-11 |
| 9101. | Generic (generics) | 87.68 | 97% | 2013-05-23 |
| 9102. | sindy (speeddemon623) | 87.67 | 95% | 2022-08-09 |
| 9103. | Ryan (rycod) | 87.67 | 97% | 2021-05-25 |
| 9104. | Key (malformant) | 87.67 | 99% | 2022-11-08 |
| 9105. | ♠ ăòñÿ ♠ (ramengo... | 87.67 | 88% | 2013-12-11 |
| 9106. | Tony (hexsymple) | 87.66 | 95% | 2015-01-27 |
| 9107. | Tom (polaricecaps) | 87.66 | 97.4% | 2023-09-14 |
| 9108. | Tedd (themaguffin) | 87.66 | 98% | 2013-03-03 |
| 9109. | Bevo (bevo) | 87.66 | 98% | 2013-05-10 |
| 9110. | Tatsuya (zane404) | 87.65 | 96% | 2023-04-15 |
| 9111. | MagnModi (magnmodi) | 87.65 | 96% | 2021-05-03 |
| 9112. | صنديد (sundid) | 87.65 | 98% | 2021-10-01 |
| 9113. | Simon (state804) | 87.65 | 95% | 2013-07-30 |
| 9114. | Kai (prokai) | 87.65 | 97% | 2016-04-16 |
| 9115. | shruti (shruti_x) | 87.64 | 98% | 2023-07-27 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 97,954 | 74.88 | August 3, 2008 |
| Instant Death Mode | 140 | 73.09 | April 2, 2010 |
| Riverside Middle School | 5 | 47.69 | February 10, 2011 |
| ##typeracer | 4 | 60.57 | February 11, 2021 |
| TypeRacer Classic | 2 | 58.30 | May 28, 2021 |