As a manager you will also be able to control gravity. Sir Isaac Newton showed that dense objects, such as managers, have more gravity. Your office will become a black hole into which all employee input will be lost forever. No matter how many times your employees give you something - diskettes, documents, whatever - you can claim you never got it. Best of all, it's not your fault; it's the law of gravity.
—from Dogbert's Top Secret Management Handbook, a book by Scott Adams
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 9616. | snapnap (sn4pn4p) | 84.50 | 97% | 2020-09-28 |
| 9617. | Skiddy (skiddybadoosh) | 84.50 | 97% | 2022-06-02 |
| 9618. | Ashish (ashish01) | 84.50 | 98% | 2022-11-09 |
| 9619. | Ramses (gdot) | 84.50 | 98% | 2021-05-21 |
| 9620. | AJ (ragingkeys) | 84.50 | 96% | 2015-05-27 |
| 9621. | Andrei (a_learns_kinesis) | 84.49 | 99% | 2024-05-30 |
| 9622. | Nicholas (legendarykeys) | 84.49 | 98% | 2020-12-12 |
| 9623. | Phil (moonchild58) | 84.49 | 98.1% | 2023-09-22 |
| 9624. | sayo (sayo_) | 84.49 | 97% | 2021-01-17 |
| 9625. | lio (osybius) | 84.49 | 97% | 2021-03-02 |
| 9626. | Marcus (atmos) | 84.49 | 97% | 2021-03-21 |
| 9627. | Nevets (avecafe) | 84.49 | 93% | 2016-05-27 |
| 9628. | jah (ayaaa111) | 84.48 | 97% | 2023-03-30 |
| 9629. | . (offoff) | 84.48 | 91% | 2017-03-31 |
| 9630. | aafw (tehidiot) | 84.48 | 86% | 2015-10-11 |
| 9631. | Rafael (rafo430) | 84.48 | 94% | 2016-07-25 |
| 9632. | return NULL; (honor12) | 84.47 | 96% | 2021-09-25 |
| 9633. | gc21 (giim_chyn) | 84.47 | 98% | 2018-10-05 |
| 9634. | Jim (its_jim) | 84.47 | 98% | 2018-02-08 |
| 9635. | MALOY (speed_learner) | 84.47 | 94% | 2015-04-09 |
| 9636. | Steven (swordyz) | 84.46 | 95.9% | 2025-02-18 |
| 9637. | Gabriel (lorddoge) | 84.46 | 94% | 2015-06-01 |
| 9638. | OmicronVirus (deathisnthend) | 84.45 | 98% | 2022-06-21 |
| 9639. | Magnolia (iimxgnolia) | 84.45 | 98.4% | 2021-02-11 |
| 9640. | i cant type im trash (darkn... | 84.45 | 95% | 2021-01-11 |
| 9641. | Jonathan (jonfranche) | 84.45 | 99% | 2019-10-05 |
| 9642. | Mauri (feministi) | 84.44 | 98% | 2018-10-19 |
| 9643. | James (chub_gub) | 84.44 | 95.9% | 2023-06-04 |
| 9644. | Vlad (vladzeu) | 84.44 | 96% | 2022-03-03 |
| 9645. | Shmooky (scrotemstomper) | 84.44 | 98% | 2021-03-15 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 48,628 | 81.28 | April 3, 2015 |
| Long Texts | 129 | 84.43 | December 30, 2016 |
| Instant Death Mode | 30 | 93.38 | February 19, 2019 |
| ᗜ Stenography | 2 | 63.08 | May 30, 2021 |