If you want to save yourself the ticket price, go into the kitchen, cue up a male choir singing the music of hell, and get a kid to start banging pots and pans together. Then close your eyes and use your imagination.
—from A Horrible Experience of Unbearable Length, a book by Roger Ebert
Active since August 27, 2017.
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 9381. | Aaron (aaronchau33) | 96.46 | 97% | 2021-03-16 |
| 9382. | James (buttcheeks34) | 96.45 | 96% | 2021-10-15 |
| 9383. | Krijan (krijan) | 96.45 | 98.7% | 2024-08-31 |
| 9384. | dog (ginasmocha) | 96.45 | 97% | 2023-08-27 |
| 9385. | Merplol101 (lxem3rp) | 96.45 | 98.7% | 2021-02-19 |
| 9386. | Essential (essentialoils) | 96.45 | 95.8% | 2021-01-31 |
| 9387. | john he (johnnyb1998) | 96.44 | 96% | 2021-06-30 |
| 9388. | Leonardo Martins (leoniverse) | 96.44 | 98% | 2024-12-28 |
| 9389. | xlsv (asilvano) | 96.44 | 96.4% | 2023-10-07 |
| 9390. | greenhouse (karjack) | 96.44 | 100% | 2024-12-02 |
| 9391. | blob (blobery) | 96.44 | 98.2% | 2024-10-09 |
| 9392. | Zudio (ildosrel) | 96.44 | 98% | 2020-08-15 |
| 9393. | Mihir (plibither8) | 96.44 | 99% | 2022-05-25 |
| 9394. | I really suk (cornmaster0411) | 96.44 | 99% | 2026-01-01 |
| 9395. | Nayeem (nayeem2021) | 96.44 | 100% | 2025-12-02 |
| 9396. | Phenos (phenos) | 96.43 | 98% | 2022-07-23 |
| 9397. | Pinoy (pinoytypist01) | 96.42 | 100% | 2023-05-16 |
| 9398. | Mike (specialized) | 96.42 | 98% | 2020-08-22 |
| 9399. | safal lama (safal726) | 96.41 | 98% | 2026-04-30 |
| 9400. | Starfighter (ranger_2024) | 96.41 | 98% | 2024-10-15 |
| 9401. | Eric (ejsports) | 96.41 | 97% | 2024-05-29 |
| 9402. | Andrei (jovan_andrei) | 96.41 | 97% | 2020-05-15 |
| 9403. | Jason (jasonbmagat) | 96.41 | 97% | 2022-09-21 |
| 9404. | BigAppleMan (appleinmyhead123) | 96.40 | 96.8% | 2024-02-15 |
| 9405. | Alice (arob212) | 96.39 | 99% | 2019-12-13 |
| 9406. | Stafford (staffordv) | 96.39 | 97% | 2022-10-17 |
| 9407. | johnbutactuallynotjohn (yes... | 96.39 | 100% | 2021-05-20 |
| 9408. | Leo (leoxano) | 96.39 | 97% | 2023-03-03 |
| 9409. | Buppy (buppy212) | 96.38 | 95% | 2025-07-27 |
| 9410. | kc (kc067) | 96.38 | 98.7% | 2024-01-30 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 46,769 | 90.00 | August 27, 2017 |
| Instant Death Mode | 148 | 96.12 | December 10, 2018 |
| ᗜ Stenography | 3 | 89.50 | July 4, 2021 |