So my heart goes out to them. Figuratively. I would never actually entrust my heart to scientists - they'd probably implant it in a baboon. And a baboon with my heart would be practically unstoppable. Baboon strength and agility combined with my determination and media savvy? It would be a threat to all of humanity.
—from I Am America (And So Can You), a book by Stephen Colbert
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 11313. | CJ (cjnfl) | 82.97 | 95% | 2018-09-15 |
| 11314. | xxneoxx (xxneoxx) | 82.97 | 99% | 2022-08-26 |
| 11315. | Adam (woohooman) | 82.97 | 96% | 2011-05-17 |
| 11316. | mv0 (the_oko) | 82.97 | 98% | 2022-09-09 |
| 11317. | Sleepy (yipyap) | 82.97 | 90% | 2016-11-12 |
| 11318. | Justin (fluents) | 82.96 | 90% | 2012-01-07 |
| 11319. | Andrew (andrewykim528) | 82.96 | 98% | 2020-11-15 |
| 11320. | Leon (leon22) | 82.96 | 97% | 2021-10-28 |
| 11321. | Emma (emseusa) | 82.96 | 94% | 2013-02-03 |
| 11322. | Rob (aftershock7) | 82.96 | 98% | 2016-02-17 |
| 11323. | ElfIv (elfiv) | 82.95 | 96.1% | 2023-05-23 |
| 11324. | Leimondu (roshia) | 82.95 | 98% | 2018-12-14 |
| 11325. | Mellanik (mellanik) | 82.95 | 96% | 2022-10-21 |
| 11326. | InCredH (harsh_hegishte) | 82.95 | 98% | 2021-12-03 |
| 11327. | wazani (wazani) | 82.95 | 98% | 2021-03-04 |
| 11328. | Dylan (parable) | 82.95 | — | 2009-03-07 |
| 11329. | Tryhardest (tryhardest) | 82.94 | 93.4% | 2023-10-11 |
| 11330. | MrPayday (mrpayday) | 82.94 | 89% | 2016-03-30 |
| 11331. | Sam (special_cookie) | 82.94 | 98% | 2023-02-27 |
| 11332. | Dang Hai (haidanghoang178) | 82.94 | 97% | 2022-06-27 |
| 11333. | Richard (richardgew) | 82.94 | 92% | 2016-03-19 |
| 11334. | Alina (doge_suchwow) | 82.94 | 93% | 2015-03-26 |
| 11335. | Sanbi (ss8vd) | 82.94 | — | 2010-08-04 |
| 11336. | sandy (sandrapanda) | 82.94 | — | 2009-10-30 |
| 11337. | Dante (infern03) | 82.93 | — | 2010-08-16 |
| 11338. | bell (kcshamrock) | 82.93 | 95% | 2020-03-19 |
| 11339. | Kailan (kailan) | 82.93 | 95% | 2013-05-16 |
| 11340. | asdf (doctorworm) | 82.93 | 99% | 2019-12-21 |
| 11341. | Susan (pfpigs) | 82.93 | 94% | 2017-05-01 |
| 11342. | Neptune (neptune_22) | 82.92 | 96% | 2021-04-03 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 97,954 | 74.88 | August 3, 2008 |
| Instant Death Mode | 140 | 73.09 | April 2, 2010 |
| Riverside Middle School | 5 | 47.69 | February 10, 2011 |
| ##typeracer | 4 | 60.57 | February 11, 2021 |
| TypeRacer Classic | 2 | 58.30 | May 28, 2021 |