So my heart goes out to them. Figuratively. I would never actually entrust my heart to scientists - they'd probably implant it in a baboon. And a baboon with my heart would be practically unstoppable. Baboon strength and agility combined with my determination and media savvy? It would be a threat to all of humanity.
—from I Am America (And So Can You), a book by Stephen Colbert
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 18829. | (typeracerkor) | 69.67 | — | 2011-01-10 |
| 18830. | Mike (perception) | 69.67 | 92% | 2015-07-03 |
| 18831. | Jerzy (jerzyslaw) | 69.67 | 98% | 2018-10-03 |
| 18832. | (penski) | 69.66 | 95% | 2023-02-19 |
| 18833. | (brianyosua) | 69.66 | 98% | 2019-11-27 |
| 18834. | (yugin) | 69.66 | 96% | 2019-12-18 |
| 18835. | (bsims_33) | 69.66 | 96% | 2014-10-21 |
| 18836. | (the_plumber) | 69.66 | 98% | 2011-11-29 |
| 18837. | (stainedclass) | 69.66 | — | 2009-02-15 |
| 18838. | (manish_singh) | 69.66 | — | 2009-03-31 |
| 18839. | (ghostganzo) | 69.66 | 92% | 2016-05-29 |
| 18840. | (dangerous) | 69.66 | — | 2008-09-10 |
| 18841. | chaiko (chaiko) | 69.65 | 95% | 2014-03-25 |
| 18842. | (lai_) | 69.65 | 96% | 2021-08-09 |
| 18843. | (brorrobert) | 69.65 | 96% | 2016-04-03 |
| 18844. | (lueiasho) | 69.65 | — | 2010-09-04 |
| 18845. | (ballz_bazz) | 69.64 | 98% | 2023-08-04 |
| 18846. | (bnffy) | 69.64 | 97% | 2023-03-22 |
| 18847. | Augment (augment) | 69.64 | 97% | 2018-06-14 |
| 18848. | Sebastian (vindaar) | 69.64 | 93% | 2014-06-01 |
| 18849. | (prospetsnaz) | 69.64 | 97% | 2018-07-27 |
| 18850. | SpartanerTom (spartanertom) | 69.64 | 95% | 2013-10-02 |
| 18851. | (truelife35) | 69.64 | 94% | 2012-12-21 |
| 18852. | (paradosa) | 69.64 | 94% | 2016-10-11 |
| 18853. | (xxyeah10) | 69.63 | 91% | 2017-03-10 |
| 18854. | (hudson_the_cat) | 69.63 | 96% | 2022-09-25 |
| 18855. | (3geosyog) | 69.63 | 98% | 2019-11-19 |
| 18856. | (axalespettachini) | 69.62 | 96% | 2021-01-12 |
| 18857. | equations (equationslayer12) | 69.62 | 96% | 2021-11-18 |
| 18858. | (theriyucky) | 69.62 | — | 2009-07-07 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 97,954 | 74.88 | August 3, 2008 |
| Instant Death Mode | 140 | 73.09 | April 2, 2010 |
| Riverside Middle School | 5 | 47.69 | February 10, 2011 |
| ##typeracer | 4 | 60.57 | February 11, 2021 |
| TypeRacer Classic | 2 | 58.30 | May 28, 2021 |