So my heart goes out to them. Figuratively. I would never actually entrust my heart to scientists - they'd probably implant it in a baboon. And a baboon with my heart would be practically unstoppable. Baboon strength and agility combined with my determination and media savvy? It would be a threat to all of humanity.
—from I Am America (And So Can You), a book by Stephen Colbert
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Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
---|---|---|---|---|
18786. | happily (sudala) | 69.26 | 96% | 2011-11-11 |
18787. | Michael (biscoln) | 69.26 | 86% | 2013-11-10 |
18788. | Erick (strosekd) | 69.26 | 91% | 2014-06-11 |
18789. | socialrecluse (socialracer) | 69.26 | 98% | 2014-12-03 |
18790. | Rian (m_rap) | 69.26 | 99% | 2015-07-01 |
18791. | Teegnas (khatri1) | 69.26 | 97% | 2019-04-24 |
18792. | Gillian (gilz242) | 69.26 | 92% | 2011-06-27 |
18793. | Control (controlpanel) | 69.26 | — | 2009-05-28 |
18794. | iquee (jeptha) | 69.25 | 96% | 2021-09-25 |
18795. | Mac (mactyler) | 69.25 | — | 2009-09-26 |
18796. | Piyush (piyush27) | 69.25 | 95% | 2023-01-28 |
18797. | Abhishek (abkrth) | 69.25 | 95% | 2022-06-19 |
18798. | jason (wickeddog) | 69.25 | 98% | 2020-03-11 |
18799. | Andy (hukian541) | 69.25 | 96% | 2017-06-16 |
18800. | Ilya (rotator73) | 69.25 | 96% | 2014-09-05 |
18801. | Angel (evilsnail) | 69.25 | 92% | 2014-08-14 |
18802. | An (anphan) | 69.24 | 96.2% | 2023-10-30 |
18803. | Sparsa (sparsa) | 69.24 | 98% | 2022-05-25 |
18804. | axos (axos411) | 69.24 | 99% | 2021-08-22 |
18805. | ix4l (ix4l19) | 69.24 | 97% | 2021-05-10 |
18806. | Kwoth (kwoth) | 69.24 | 92% | 2014-02-12 |
18807. | Chaddog (svd997) | 69.24 | 97% | 2016-07-13 |
18808. | ヽ༼ຈل͜ຈ༽ノ (sipps) | 69.24 | 96% | 2017-11-24 |
18809. | husky (nohusky) | 69.23 | 97% | 2023-07-23 |
18810. | ss (ssdel) | 69.23 | 95% | 2023-01-03 |
18811. | Soony (sssong0409) | 69.23 | 96% | 2023-09-25 |
18812. | Spurv (spurv) | 69.23 | 95% | 2022-01-18 |
18813. | Aruzh (4ruzh) | 69.23 | 94% | 2023-06-15 |
18814. | Daniel (deeri) | 69.23 | 95% | 2019-04-16 |
18815. | Lincoln (tentenclicker) | 69.23 | 96% | 2021-07-26 |
Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
---|---|---|---|
Default (English) | 94,975 | 75.15 | August 3, 2008 |
Instant Death Mode | 112 | 75.44 | April 2, 2010 |
Riverside Middle School | 5 | 47.69 | February 10, 2011 |
##typeracer | 3 | 62.05 | February 11, 2021 |
TypeRacer Classic | 2 | 58.30 | May 28, 2021 |